i nearly had a stroke trying to transcribe this for the alt text
This is the breast thing since briced slead
There’s also the Hand Witch:
She’s constructing a domain!

You cuck at sooking.
Industrial-scale spoonerism machine
Mr. Sandman, sam me a handwich.
This must be a gift from the gods themselves.
Thank you. I needed this.
TIL those braincells I lost drinking as a teen banded together and started their own Wikipedia.
Anxiet
muonnaise sounds… Interesting
We used to talk like that in school. Me and my equally nerdy friend, that is. The other kids thought we were really weird.
swatting leppers has a long tradition!

Sean Connery working at Subway.
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it’s just oignon, l’oignon is specifically “the onion”… and it sounds pretty similar because that’s where English got it from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw
Mayostard vs. Mustardayonaise
This is why we alliterate whenever possible










