yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
You know it’s Lima for Lima, Peru? Surprise fact.
All we have is medium bean
If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.
Some will to live.
I brought you huile d’olive, which sounds a bit similar.
Funny, in Dutch crying = huilen, so I always thought of it as the olives tears…
Als mede Nederlander, ik weet het, maar toch was ik verrast door de olijventranen als metafoor…
that’s racist
he may well be a Belgian speaking dutch
No he seems like a smart guy
:p
I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.
You just reminded me to add the liquor store to my errand list, thank you.
I’m here if you need an also depressed friend to talk to.
Nah my coworkers were also in it with me none of us sat down for like 12h except when I ate too many cupcakes between admissions and had to bolt for the off-unit toilet before I shit myself and some of it was funny at least in that darkly absurd way that the slow decay of the American healthcare system is. I couldn’t have picked better people to spend a shitty night with there are like 1-2 people who would have made it an even swap and some of the techs could have been better but none of the actual mid coworkers were there so.
They said they’re out, sorry.
You. You get me.
🤗
FUCK. You beat me to it
A hug.
🫂
thank u
New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
time for a little snack! mooooood!
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
You gotta specify horizontal or vertical striped paint.
Nah, it’s fine, I can just turn the can sideways
Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.
Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!
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tteokbokki
I love that shit. Do people actually put it on pizza though?
it’s highly unusual but apparently there’s at least one example
Wow, that look horrendous 😂
I’ll take “the sweet release of death” if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.
only if its on sale tho, otherwise its not worth it.
What if they only have the sweet and sour kind left?
That’s some dope chiptune!
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They were all out of it, too. :(
World peace, and if that’s not available, some cheese and onion chips.
A revolution
Can you get me some meds? I think I’m experiencing a manic episode.
…oh oops, I read “meds” as “maids”
Yo, you still want some maids, bro?
Oh yeah my house is a disaster that works too.
Are you sure it’s not a normal reaction to the current state of… everything?
I mean maybe but I would think depression would be more natural. Mania is like increased energy and positive emotions. I feel a bit high.
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
A hug
Do they still make those? 🤔
It’s a subscription model.
👥
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