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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Overkill, really

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Overkill, really

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • onipa@feddit.org
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    It’s funny but it’s not true

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      Well, not with 1. But collect a few million transistors,

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        Gosh, his character as ‘himself’ on Arrested Development was so damn good. It gets me every time. I think I’m way past due for another rewatch; thanks for reminding me! This was also a wonderful usage of the reference and gif! :)

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          100 percent believe he was poor irl. Taj p Henson still struggling.

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      Plot twist: it’s actually a whole SoC packaged to look like a single transistor, with the pins being for +V, ground, and a 1-Wire data bus.

      I don’t know that such a thing exists, but these days I bet it could.

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      You’re right. A lightbulb plugged into a potato is the real minimum system requirement.

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      But could it run doom?!

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      Not with that attitude!

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      Linux requires at least 32 bit machine words, and it always has. Linux was originally written for Intel 80386.

      Linux requires a hardware MMU to support virtual memory. There are patches that can make a no-MMU kernel, but it drastically changes the experience to do so.

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        Well it is kinda cheating but Linux does “run” on a intel 4004 running a MIPS emulator

        I think you could cook something like a 4-bit turing complete computer with around 100 transistors or so. And i guess turing completeness basically means “it will run with enough elbow grease” in this case

        (if we exclude memory from the transistor count…)

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        There’s an ESP32 with MMU running Linux now

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      looks at the community name
      reads at the comment
      Smh

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      deleted by creator

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    I will probably be hated for this.

    NetBSD’s slogan is “Of course it runs NetBSD”, and with good cause.

    - https://www.netbsd.org/about/portability.html

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    I don’t mean to brag, but I have two of those.

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      In this economy?!

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    This made me look up if you could somehow run it on vacuum tubes, sadly not

    But https://www.linux-magazine.com/Online/News/Hacker-Successfully-Runs-Linux-on-a-CPU-from-the-Early-70s

    9 day boot time on a 4004!

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      I’m sure someone could figure out how to boot Linux on a vacuum tube computer. The problem is there just aren’t that many around that are still operational.

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      OMG!

      I booted Debian Linux on a 4-bit intel microprocessor from 1971 - the first microprocessor in the world - the 4004. It is not fast, but it is a real Linux kernel with a Debian rootfs on a real board whose only CPU is a real intel 4004 from the 1970s. The video is sped up at variable rates to demonstrate this without boring you. The clock and calendar in the video are accurate. A constant-rate video is linked below.

      https://dmitry.gr/?r=05.Projects&proj=35.+Linux4004

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    Requirements are one resistor. Gold band for optimal performance.

    • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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      I code by laying out gravel patterns for crickets to run through.

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    You may not like it, but if your distro can’t run on this, it’s bloated.

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    (Optional)

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    Shows image of a common NPN bipolar low power transistor

    You’re telling me that a Japanese (Nippon) person with wild mood swings and low self esteem who identifies as a trans sister, also runs Linux? How is this news.

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      wait till you hear about igbt trans sisters

      • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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        I run arch btw

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          same

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    look at you with your fancy semiconductor, all i need are some rocks in a desert

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    Damn I hate when they increase the minimum requirements

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    Holy crap, I know FOR SURE now that most of you are no fun at parties. Good luck out there lol.

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      We’re in a Linux meme community on Lemmy. There was no need for further confirmation lol

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        Oh I am aware. Just hoping to prompt some self awareness in these young nerds.

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    Some joker will get it to run on a 1N34A.

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    The 2N3904 isn’t “minimum requirements for Linux” - it’s one bipolar transistor, and a Linux-capable computer still needs a CPU made from vastly more transistors, plus RAM, storage, clocking, buses, and supporting hardware. Not funny.

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      This is the funniest comment

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      Normal Person: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

      bnn1: “WELL, ACTUALLY, thats a lie because the average human stomach can only hold a maximum of about 4 liters of equivalent content, and a horses edible components break down into a far greater volume than 4 liters, as you should well know, making it fundamentally impossible for a human beings stomach, much less body, to be able to consume even a fraction of a horse before suffering egregious emergency harm. Not Funny”

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        I didn’t say in one sitting!

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      I love this comment, but I love even more that it got downvoted

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    Don’t get it twisted

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    This meme made me wonder what’s the minimum number of transistors needed to run linux

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