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My watch’s heart rate reader broke, and before I disabled it, it would wake me up at 3am to tell me my heart had stopped. Nothing gets your heart going like finding out you’re dead, funnily enough.
what if your heart actually did stop until you looked at the watch… infinite revive glitch discovered
Even at that resolution we can all see why his heart reacted
Good one. I’m going to do that next time.
Can you preprogram a watch to do that? Like set a timer and impress the other person who thinks it’s real
Ooh yeah. Lies are always a great way to begin relationships.
“your eyes are like stars”
“Not as bright, but as far apart from each other.”
😭
What if they’re just trying to fuck, and not start a relationship?
Oh yeah. I mean if all you’re doing is trying to get something out of someone else then sure, lying is just the bees knees.
Most modern smartwatches have heartrate monitoring. So you could probably set some kind of alert if your heartrate goes above a certain threshold. If you set the threshold low enough, you should be able to trigger the alert on cue.
Gets up from sitting position, thinking about what moment might be right
Watch: BEEP Abnormal heart rate detected! Summoning emergency services!
Date: Wow he’s pretty out of shape, I hope he doesn’t ask me to ride in the ambulance with him
Probably, but I don’t think you should
You could with a Garmin if you made a custom app. Probably with others too.
Well, I know my Garmin instinct has that function, annoyingly.
I meant faking the alert.
Awwwww, that is so wholesome 🥹
So cute
A buddy recounted how his smartwatch would tally high step counts on evenings he was home alone…
My Garmin complained about this all the time. When it constantly beeped in class one day, I just turned it off.
“and no I didn’t go to any PANSY DOCTOR about it. First it says I’m too fast, then I’m too slow, what even does arrhythmia mean???”
“I’m a drummer, I have fantastic rhythm!”
Eh, I’ll probably die of some legal drug addiction anyway.
This, but in a high-stakes international undercover spy setting.
