Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
Lysistrata had a point, didn’t she.
I feel ignorant now. It’s the first I’ve heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn’t know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.
That was my takeaway from the play
Except that won’t work because rich people will always have access to boobs
That’s quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.
I don’t make the rules, but boob owners aren’t a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.
If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring… it certainly wasn’t because he had a charming personality or an attractive body…
Rich people don’t care about boobs, all they care about is the age being is in the single digits
That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it
Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the temperance movement also played a pretty big role in helping women get organized for the women’s suffrage movement. Also it gave us the YMCA and Salvation Army
But what if they’re all cocksuckers :(
Ah yes, a Mammorytocracy
See also: Boobarchy
TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
Wait… so what are pussies for?
Cuddles and chaos.
Bunny!!
2012: free the nipple!
2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change
Real enemy are people who don’t appreciate all boobs.
True
Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob
Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? 😞
Just the favorite one.
Leave the other as a control group.
Small boobs usually mean nice bums…and I’m a bum man.
Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.
Basically, bums are nice.
I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.
As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.
Truth. Big boobs, small boobs… climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
I’m trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly… And now I’m thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.
I like all sizes of boob. Let’s fight climate change together.
Epstein class
i remember you! lol
Did you steal this from u/Track_shovel right after they posted it? Your identical posts are right next to each other in my feed, posted an hour apart. If not, that’s some crazy coincidence.
Haha, nope, I posted it as a result of cleaning out my camera roll from like 2019 and posting the memes I find. It is crazy that someone else posted it at around the same time.
