• decolo@piefed.social
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    3 days ago

    Smile. Show your teeth. Make eye contact. DO NOT break eye contact. Listen actively. Listen to what they’re saying until they stop talking. Generate and vocalize a question or comment relevant to the conversational topic at hand. Repeat until they retreat in confusion/annoyance/terror.

    Congratulations. You have won at Socializing.