There’s something deeply disturbing that people keep insisting on but I don’t understand: apparently we should be looking ppl in the eyes or something like that.
excellent question! the best answer i can give you is give up. normal human behavior is impossible to mimic. hope this helps! best of luck out there fellow meatbag!
~STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL TH—~
Buffalo bill chill
Buffalo Jill?
unable to understand social interactions and people on a fundamental level choose a bachelor degree in literally the study of human mind - Psychology realise there is nothing fundamental about people, we are all subject to an innumerable amount of factors, and social interactions and psychology are culture-based and ultimately arbitrary
All because westernised NTs demanded I have the perfect amount of eye-contact while we spoke about the weather
The irony of finally finding ‘my people’ at the point in my life where I have no ability or desire left in me to even attempt social interaction beyond non-sequiturs and memes.
I hear you. I’m right there with ya. I’m so beyond burned out. It SUCKS. I’m so sorry. 🫂
I thought I had a meme for this but apparantly not. I appreciate the solidarity though and the meme would have depicted that. Here is a pretty moth instead.
Smile. Show your teeth. Make eye contact. DO NOT break eye contact. Listen actively. Listen to what they’re saying until they stop talking. Generate and vocalize a question or comment relevant to the conversational topic at hand. Repeat until they retreat in confusion/annoyance/terror.
Congratulations. You have won at Socializing.
so long as doesn’t turn out like that scene in Terminator 2
“I’ll come back”
No matter what you can’t be as bad as Mark Zuckerberg.
true ☺️
