Taking over historically grown IT is hell
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I was setting up a service on my home server, and the default admin password was this, lol.
Also: reference for those who might be confused.
I prefer Incorrect Zebra Line Voltage Tape
Debatable Donkey Dynamo Duct-tape
Keep them on their toes. After hunting down the last of them it’s time to introduce multi-factor.
That’s the plan. Can’t wait for their faces…
Why would you do such things? Just let me log in using some trusted authenticator please. If you can’t do that, you may as well replace everything with a confirmation mail every time I log in, cause you bet I’m going to click “forgot my password” Every Single Time and get in via the reset-email anyway.
You forcing me to change my password all the time just adds extra overhead to the inevitability that you’ll let me in after mailing me a confirmation code.
Just use a damn password manager already
It’s their user password to get into their computers. Password manager won’t help there.
One one hand, password manager is useful to log-in into random ass web service which i use once a year to get one random file or whatever and forget.
On the other hand, i need to authenticate every time i use my computer, and i need to just know the password, not pasting it from password manager every time.
This is topical because I just got one of these emails.
Nobody is going to bother guessing that I would be stupid enough to use a four character password. It’s good enough for my bank and my phone, so it’s good enough for my computer. (/s)
At least now they recommend pass phrases instead of words, but the examples were contradictory and they wrote all the words in 13375p34k
I let the users choose whether they want pass phrases or classic cryptic passwords. So far nobody wanted passphrases, because apparently they can’t do 10 finger system typing. Next step will be self-service passwords & MFA once we fixed the major issues around here.
That’s interesting.
I always found yubikeys cool
hmm. that many letters. ok. 1…2…3… ah 16. cool.
here we go:
Input new Password:
Sixteenpassword!
ERROR: you must include a number
there is a number in it you stupid machine.
*ERROR: Your password must have a minimum sixteen characters
Minimum_16_characters
*Your password has been accepted
If you’re not using a password manager in 2026 wtf are you doing
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Lol
… Remembering every password?
Jk I probably should, but I’m slightly conspiratorially minded on account of being proven right by Facebook and apple and Spotify and google and…
Use an offline one you can store it on an encrypted usb
On my list after I properly figure out how to play Minecraft beta version fully independent from Microsoft
My work has a mandatory password update every ~3 months, seemingly keeps all previous hashes, and some employees have been around for 20+ years.
I feel for the IT security team.
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Clearly our company has set their own standards…

…this is also on top of 2FA, Zscaler, and a few other secure network requirements I haven’t fully poked around. 🤷🏻♂️
We regularly work with a tonne of sensitive and PII data, such that even one leak would be disastrous.
So some of them must be up to around hunter62 or so…
Weird, that’s just showing up as ******** to me…
I like how some websites just gave up on passwords.
confused cert-token + password noises
Fun password trick:
Pick an adjective, a color, an animal, and a cuss word.
Now pick 2 numbers and a special character, or 2 special characters and a number.
Separate your 4 words with your other 3 items and, boom! 12+ character password that you already remember.
Bonus points: lose the numbers and characters and you have a hilarious insult.
It’s a nice idea, but random passwords are quite a bit safer than any manually created password. We use password generators for that. Some of them also support passwords that can be pronounced. In some way, anyway, because the “words” make no sense.
Though, i’m still waiting for someone who would accept a passphrase.
Holy shit it happened, someone chose the passphrase
I make up a sentence and then I write it out. Why limit yourself to 12 characters?
Like the actual phrase
Why limit yourself to 12 characters?
is a very strong password, easy to remember, fast to type and has the added benefit of not containing any adjectives.
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Do you work for the FBI?
girthyGreyDogFucker69!
What does the age of my dictionary have to do with anything?
The Plague: Someone didn’t bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and…
Margo: [glares at The Plague]
The Plague: god. So, would your holiness care to change her password?
(Hackers 1995)
Atleast16characters!
Sixteencharacter
scrambles their password
“Rules is rules, reset your password if you want to work here. You can run if you want but it’ll be to the fucking unemployment line.”
*passkey







