That’s why ne said he’s going to run. He thinks he’s smart.

By doing what you’re told to do when you get bailed out by the EU: gutting whatever welfare you’ve left, privatizing essential services, letting private companies dictate school syllabi etc etc

The Italian government has just passed an emergency decree that authorizes AI-powered face recognition in public spaces without a judge’s authorization.

As Jello Biafra sang: “Trash a bank If you’ve got real balls”

Don’t call me Shirley, though

Yes, but… here comes the next squeeze. I know that they would sell us the rope to bang them with, but god damn.

If “I trusted you” had eyes

I don’t know… tools made by companies who can’t wait to get in bed with the Pentagon to kill brown people around the world would seem to be toxic af.

It may be that Linus Torvalds has the political literacy of a doorstop.

They can prop him up with one of those exoskeletons Trump uses

I know that no Western country has a spotless record, but… I’m surprised the US government isn’t trying to exterminate the local population with infected blankets.

“Your offspring orphaned because I wanted to have my ass wiped clean”

Trump basically saying “my 80-year-old wrinkly ass being worth more than your lire”

He was evacuated with the blonde bimbo in charge of the diaper changing grudge

6’1 eunuch

It would be difficult to find something non barbaric in the history of the US.

No has never no’d so hard.

I should have called it Phallogoria

Stalin, stop taking bites out of that baby

But, It’s so plump, It’s like honey ham-flavored marshmallow

I would have to wash the taste off my mouth with a shot of brandy, a line of gunpowder and a cigar