Sure, in a blind trust.

You have to be eligible to work in the US.

I could have trump support Medicare for all pretty easy.

“Mr. President, it is the greatest honour of my life to speak to you today. As every American knows you care more for this country and have done more for it’s people than any president in any country ever. But there’s one thing you could do to both secure your legacy as the best leader far into the future and stick it to your enemies. Trump care. Think about it Mr. President. This is something the radical far left lunatics have been saying YOU can’t do this whole time. You could dismantle Obamacare, thus erasing that unamerican plutocratl from history forever, and prove all your haters wrong. Just expand existing medical infrastructure, say Medicare for example, and release the Obamacare sucks Trump care forever act. Mr. President this is it, this is your legacy. And if anyone stands in your way then they were against you all along.”

Boom, got trump supporting Medicare for all

https://jobs.irs.gov/

Got it!

How do I apply to the IRS? HOW DO I APPLY TO THE IRS?!

I prefer Bonespurs McPedoface, but that’s the thing about art. If you like it, you like it

Peter is that you?

Don’t threaten me with a good time

And have your daughters come to the garage and help replace brakepads on their bikes, install curtain rods, etc… etc…

Almost everyday my wife and I cook dinner together. For that time there’s no phones, no distractions. I treasure that time with her everyday.

She’s achieving self awareness!

What could possibly go wrong?

If you paid me just 5 bucks a month I’d let them install that fridge in my house.

Ah yes, the ouroboros is complete.

I don’t know which news is better. The overwhelming victories in yesterday’s elections or this. God bless America for once

Damnit you’re right!

Alone Skum I think you mean.

Yeah, it was implied, but you saw the calculus go through his head and he pulled back. Like I said, basically a perfectly run campaign, just wish he woulda gotten that better sound bite that one time. Cause Cuomo deserves to get dunked on at every opportunity. And as far as I can tell that was the only time Mamdani held back. But those debates were sooo satisfying to watch.

His only miss step the whole campaign was not saying “because you’re going to be saying/hearing it a lot” at the debate.