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Exactly who will they be arresting?!..illegal immigrants randomly showing up on election night??

Set the aisle on fire

Would be a shame if someone shot him for his political beliefs. A damn shame.

Not every gig is gonna earn you the cost of that camera. And it doesn’t need to.

Well Bud, you really don’t have any voters left to lose, so…

Clears Throat Sounds like a skill issue. Drops Mic

Being anything other than married cousins in Louisiana gets you a daily beating.

Long-term direct care for humans at any stage of life in the US (that aren’t of extreme wealth) is both obscenely expensive and yet woefully inadequate. I work in brain and spinal rehab AFCs and we’re far worse than most average nursing homes.

Low-Res Indy games for the win.

Not with the lack of high speed rail and cost effective public commuter infrastructure in the US. But we’ve got that freedom stuff, or so I hear.

In our house, it is referred to as ‘magic water’.

My next phone is going to be a clamshell. I barely use mine for anything but phone calls and texts anymore. The only reason I even have a smartphone now is because my school switched away from sms for login security and the app requires Android or iOS.

Her last year has essentially been just throwing darts at a board and riding her time out. Allowing Altman to even enter this state pretty much sums up her current level of give a s***.

It was one of those situations where the bike was way too small for me. Lol. Head-over-handrails.

I did this on a BMX with the standard pedal brakes. Went face first onto the blacktop. Meat crayon status. Would not recommend.

Sounds on par with the rest of the tech oligarchy. Imagine missing a payment. You’re in a business meeting and a tiny RC tow truck wheels in to haul it away.

Oops! It’s all fans!