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    5 months ago

    at least he didn’t say he “fell on it” and it was totally an accident

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        5 months ago

        Look, I’m not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I’d be extra careful about it.

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        5 months ago

        not many available explanations for 330ml of epoxy. I’m sure he tried to find one, but i’d be hard pressed to find one in the short timespan on the way to the ER.