“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” — Mitch Hedberg
“On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana, it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana?’”
East Africa, Asia, South America, or the United Arab Emirates
Could be a Civilisation 6 tech-unlock quote
It’s just grass, exactly the same as corn and wheat and oats. Those are also eaten as individual units sometime.
That’s tteokbokki, and it’s delicious.
Isn’t that more like a rice version of gnocchi?
Yes, it’s delicious.
tteokbokki
I thought the rice cakes were called garaetteok - 가래떡, and tteokbokki - 떡볶이 is the dish made with them and spicy sauce and fish cakes.
Either way, it’s delicious.
The big version is called corn. They’re both grass seeds after all.
ur mom’s a grass seed.
Explains why she’s constantly being fertilized and grows uncontrollably.
If you’re only eating the one rice, it’s just called a rouse
A rie?
Rice on the cob
Rice is the cob.
This seems spooky I’m scared
Rice is the word
Rice is too small
Seems like it would be easier to pick off the tree this way too.
Is mashed rice a thing?
Yes! Kinda (ground like flour).
I can’t speak for all the variations, of which I’m sure there are many, but I love mochi.
It’s for a really nice chewy, gelantinous texture.
My favorite is a version called Hawaiian butter mochi.
Nice, thanks.
congee?
Seems like super large rice grains would be likely end up having too much starch relative to other nutrients. Either that or the bran would be super thick and almost kind of woody. Or both.
Let him cook










