God damn it, who told the people?
Personal experience and also I remember seeing a meme that was like “You can just go to a sub, call them cute and they are all yours” and it’s pretty accurate from what I saw :3
Damn, I had to go make a move to get my Domme (ok, she had actually hit on me a few weeks prior, but I was blitzed off my gourd on subspace at the time and totally forgot)
Very true. Even more effective if you make them look you in the eye while you give them earnest compliments
I would love a sub. Can I get a 12” veggie with no cheese, and a light vinigraitte? All dressed
🌟 good comment. Should have been undressed though
Me just looking for good sandwich suggestions:

I’ll have the DSV Alvin please!
i like a tuna sub myself
I prefer a sub that doesn’t smell like fish
I dunno, all the subs around here are pretty cheesy.
Can I get meatball on wheat? But go easy on the cheese, I don’t need to burn my tongue.
So you get to be disappointed 3x as much when you tell them to drink water?
do u have any idea how sad not being able to travel to them feels afterwards 😭😭
I know, we recently added someone in our polycule, but she lives in the south of the USA while we are in Quebec, I want to hug and cuddle her so much but can’t
its why i dont do long distance its so heart-stabbing yearning to not be able to teleport
Yeah I can’t do long distance. Even something like 2 hrs apart feels like a huge gulf :(
My gf lives 40 miles (abt an hour drive) away and that already feels like too much. I stay up there for days when I visit. But we’re also considering moving in together soon :3
My partner and I lived about 60 miles apart for over 2 years before moving in together recently. It can be done!
Currently doing long distance and both of our love languages are geared towards physical touch. Like, a lot of it.
Ow, my love muscle do hurtie, and I don’t mean my dick.
Well now you’re just being greedy. Save some for everyone else.
If I want to share myself with everyone, is it still greedy? :3c
The opposite. The most generous.
I’m always happy to dom (and sometimes sub) for any cutie that comes in my dms :3

All I get are weird out of the blue messages by people I have never interacted with :(
Now, I wouldn’t mind that really, but there is a bit of a leap between “hi” and “want to suck my dick”
Damn, cutie. Shame it goes like that sometimes. I am looking for people to do some everyday chatting with, would you be down?
Sure, I don’t mind any of that, I just don’t understand how people immediately jump into the verbal equivalent of a dick pic and somehow think they’ll not get blocked :)
:3
Hi kitty~ See something that interests you? :3
:3
:3
They say just by commenting you’re entering an agreement to take one with you and it’s a legally binding contract haha oh noooo
Oh noooo, my fingers are typing by themselves, oops >:3
mrow 🥺 this is true btw
Hi cutie :3
haiiiiii meow mmmprrmrrrp
What does this adorable kitty want? Headpats or something else? :3c
want headpaaaats 🥺

mewwwwww
I’ll make you purr so loud that you’ll sound like the engine of a car :3
Like these: https://youtube.com/shorts/PWUl79KcOZU
I’ve always wanted an Alpha class submarine!
hey! Nicole the fediverse chick doesn’t count!
😳
Hello sweetie~ :3
Hiiiii 👉🏻👈🏻 😺
Oh, you’re a cute kitty :3
I’d love to pet your hair and hear you purr~
🥴
Oh? Did I get someone’s head all fuzzy inside? :3c
Does this kitty want more~
Yes you did :3
Good kitty :3
If you want more, you can always jump in my dms, though I’m currently going to sleep so I will not respond right away
Hey! You can’t just do that! It cannot be that easy…
Of course it is! Want to find out for yourself? :3c
I am not that subby yet
Yet
/j
It’s that easy 🫠
👀
Hi Miisha, nice to see you here :3
Hiiiiiii :3

I much prefer the push, pull, and unpredictable nature of switches like myself, but I love a good sub, as a treat













