Got an infection? You just lost half your teeth

Redundancy. You lose less by cracking one tooth than by cracking a “chewing plate”.
Also, don’t post AI slop here. You should know better, @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world.
I usually wouldn’t, but it was funny… =(

Thats how they get you, bud. It’s Never Slop, not Never Slop Unless Its Funny. Never means never! ❤️🔥
I always knew the devil would get me by making me laugh.
by making me laugh.
Like this?

It’s OK. How else were you supposed to get this terrifying image?
Honestly shitposting is better with AI. Someone is going to get chewing plates randomly when they go to design a “Perfect Human” because an AI will see this image and “think”, ha I don’t have to do 32 individual teeth to be perfect.
An anti-ai team that trains the models poorly is better than an anti-ai team that just whines on the bench.
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Photoshop/Gimp clone brush and 30 seconds. Copy a section of tooth and clone it evenly across the mouth, add a bit of blur for smoothing rough pixel transitions.
Ok. Let’s see your attempt.

Like I said, it’s not hard. Made this while getting ready for a wedding. Enjoy!
Meh. It’s really not very smooth or shiny, factors that make the other image feel closer to a body horror uncanny valley.
This just looks like mediocre MS Paint.
Maybe it’s harder than you expect. Just like a mandible plate.
There are people who could Photoshop something just as clean as OPs picture but it takes skill and work people aren’t willing to spend on a throwaway picture for social media. Memes are lazy for a reason.
It would be better to have drawn a sketch of the concept or just post the text without an image. :/
sorry you have to renounce the mantle, you are not worthy of Picard.


Is Lemmy okay with AI shitposts now?
My heart sinks when I see slop here, but rises again when the comments call it out and make it clear its not cool
No. But some people do it anyway.
I hope not, but it does seem to be every second post as I scroll all. Maybe this is my cue to give up my last form of social media.
Edit: I just saw who posted this. Yeah, it’s all over.
Imagine how unsettling 32 badly organized teeth would look if you were used to this.
Because different teeth serve different purposes. That’s why canines, incisors and molars all look different from each other.
TECHNICALLY some animals have these, but aren’t they pretty much only for crushing hard shit or something like that? Also for non-vegan diets it’s a bit of an horror story, no? As we have various teeth for various parts of eating like cutting, ripping and grinding.
turtle 🐢

also, I saw a gopher tortoise at my neighborhoods park yesterday. I love turtles, shame I don’t see more of them 😞
Yes, birds have this, minus the lips. Usually.
It’s basically a beak
Barney the Dinosaur
How about 1 big hair follicle? Everybody gets to choose where theirs grows from 😆
that is basically what a horn is
I had one like this in my beard once, it felt like 4 fused together. It was actually quite painful, both before and after extraction.
I have these quite often and have to pull them out. Feel like those are connecting straight to the nerve endings
Youd be a unicorn.
In the gaps are sharp corners that help you incise food.
Also, yeah, if one breaks or goes foul, extraction isn’t as difficult.
If I had a nickel for every patient whose psychiatric symptoms all but completely resolved after ripping their own tooth out of their own mouth with their bare fingers, I’d have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I guess having a constant source of infection close to your brain is not good for it.
some shark have teeth like that, but they have the ability to regenerate the whole set at once. or like rodents or rabbits that keep growing, so you almost never get cavaties anyways, as its also reinforced.

Why is this so gross to me?
Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts















