All it took was a Taiwanese billionaire tech mogul sticking his dick where he shouldn’t. At this point, im willing to crowdfund his prostitutes.
that is probably what he is distracting from.
We are not lucky enough for this to be the bubble popper.
The bubble has been deflating for some time now.
No, but if the treason charges go through, they will be.
I heard he has an AI powered dick that makes women orgasm so hard they shut themselves
“If she’s a 10, you’re probably an assett”.
If she’s 10, you’re on the Epstein island
This comment must mean something other than it sounds like it means for it to be so upvoted on Lemmy of all places?
Y’all really calling girls 10s?
…it’s a reference to the girl’s age. Not a rating of a child’s hotness.
Wow - I’m a fucking idiot 😂
I wish I could go back in time to when I didn’t immediately get the joke.
“HaHa! You don’t have it immediately top of mind at all times that billionaires are raping children and we are powerless to stop it.” isn’t a flex.
I wouldn’t say powerless to stop it. Unwilling to stop it for fear of our entire family line being exterminated by the techghouls is more accurate.
ToMAYto, ToMAHto
I wouldn’t call you an idiot over that, you just misread. Happens all the time to the best of us.
Makes two of us. It sounded way fucking grosser in my head
‘If she is 10’ need to read slower…
My old gastroenterologist told me once that pharmaceutical reps would frequently come to his office to push the latest expensive biological drugs.
He said “They are ALL female. They are ALL right out of college age. They are ALL top of their class brilliant. And they are ALL tens.”
It’s the new stewardess profession.
Or it was. I’m not sure what the latest one is. Probably spies.
What if I’m a 5? That’s 50% of a 10. 50% of an assett. Wait. That makes me an ass.
You just need the full set
Wouldn’t being an asset make me a 10?
If memes were stocks, the Jensen Index would be of the charts right now.
We’re seeing both Jensen fatigue and Jensen inflation. Sell soon.
Rip r/memeeconomy
It’s not a flex if they’re sleeping with you for a nefarious reason
Somebody missed the memo of “doesn’t matter, had sex”
Sex is not that hard to come by lol
How many hot foreign spies have you slept with loser
Besides your mom?
Besides Jensen Huang?
True, I cum by sex almost every time
I’m only here because of sex
Must be nice, some of us are over here from “immaculate conception”
It’s not my fault your mother isn’t a whore
Be careful, you just baited the incels.
Seriously. In what world is “so powerful foreign governments send models to seduce me” a flex?
It’s because the jacket, right?
Jacket off
It’s more than obvious that this scandal is now being used to explain the complete failure of the financial system through such a trivial matter. These people apparently still think they need a scapegoat—this time they’re even presenting someone from their own ranks (presumably because he isn’t white).
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why social media is still buying into this. This is obviously the buildup to the inevitable crash, which was by no means caused by LLM technology itself, but rather by the ridiculously inflated expectations of the “financial experts.”
This may be amusing right now, but soon all of this will cost the little guys all their money. That’s as certain as death and taxes, since the U.S. is obviously incapable of even beginning to rein in its degenerate financial system—which is screwing over the entire world—as it’s controlled by the very few people who have a stake in this absurdity.
This has nothing to do with a CEO or his affairs, but with a failed system that is dragging everyone—who, absurdly, still clings to it—down with it.
This is not the fault of an CEO with Asian heritage and his mistress; it is what the U.S. system ultimately boils down to. Pinning it all on this case is absolutely indicative of the degenerate white supremacist oligarchy that the U.S. truly is.
It’s a nice comment with good points. If only it wasn’t written with AI. Ironic in a sense.
AI-written text remains very clearly distinguishable. This is not one.
You’re serious?
They might be commenting on your frequent and consistent use of em dashes.
These people are so deluded that they can’t imagine anyone not speaking English as a native language and therefore using a translator for the sake of simplicity.
It’s pretty sad when you’re so narrow-minded that you’re unable to focus on the content of a statement rather than its form—well, that’s Lemmy for you.
Admittedly I don’t use translators very often, but I have yet to see them add em dashes. What translator are you using if you don’t mind my asking?
i hate you
I’ve been following the reporting on this situation, and I think people need to make an important distinction here.
As of right now, there is absolutely no publicly substantiated evidence that Jensen Huang used his position as CEO to pressure, coerce, or threaten any of these women into having sexual relationships with him. There have been no reported allegations of quid pro quo arrangements, career advancement being contingent on sex, threats of retaliation, or employees being punished for rejecting his advances.
What has been reported is that he allegedly had multiple extramarital relationships, including with women who worked under him. That’s certainly a corporate ethics issue, particularly given the inherent power imbalance between a CEO and his subordinates. But it is not automatically evidence of sexual exploitation.
As far as the publicly available reporting establishes, these were relationships, and there is no established evidence that they were anything other than consensual. We shouldn’t manufacture victims or invent allegations simply because we disapprove of someone’s personal conduct.
You can criticize Huang for infidelity, poor executive judgment, and potentially serious conflicts of interest without escalating the story into sexual coercion allegations that nobody has actually substantiated.
There’s a pretty significant difference between having an affair with an employee and holding someone’s career hostage in exchange for sex. Let’s not pretend those are the same thing.
I wager less unstable fuck machine and more “i’ll lose my job if i dont sleep with him”
No way a guy with that much to lose is taking that hit
