Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.
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Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
It didn’t work for me
All I see is *************
hunter2
Hey, that’s the combination on my luggage!
Hahaha!
I don’t have real money, but you deserve this ⭐
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Ah, the ol’ Reddit switch-a-roo. Hold my relevant topic, I’m going in!
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What did they say? This place has gone to shit.
Too controversial for this platform. Can’t repeat
OP makes a good point, but [deleted].
This.
^This
This
Captain here
This
Flies away
Go back to 9gag
This (only downvote this comment)
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This. So much this.
Nuts
I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?
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This worked perfectly, thanks!
Oh my gosh thank you! This has been bothering me for ages. This is the only solution I found that actually works.
Does anybody know what this said?! I’m having the same problem!
Edit: nevermind, I figured it out.
I have this problem too!
Edit: Nevermind. Fixed it.
So what is the solution?
Edit: After hours I found the solution. Np
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…and that’s why.
Source: am a doctor.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
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F
Divorce him
Hit Facebook, gym up and delete the lawyer
“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said
and though he really tried
Those Russian bots still hacked his shit
…and Timmy fucking died.
Came here to say this
The Iranian yoghurt is not the issue here
But I feel obligated to be there for him since he broke his arms…
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This by far was what I hated most about Reddit. Oh look a sub where I can finally get a good answer to that question…
Blocked, go take it to tip of my tongue. But they’re not about crowdsourcing… no
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Got to get those datetimes properly formatted. I can’t hate on that
Sexy sexitors of sexxit, how do you sexily sex sex?
Do you have a good sourdough recipe?
OMG that EAR!!!
Your ear? My arms!
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Where d I got karma???
I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.
…this kills the redditor.
OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.
Directed by M. Night Shamallama
edit: accidentally a word
This post gave me cancer.
Fuck
Spez
fuck spez, all my homies hate spez (actually none of them know who he is)
This^
Hijacking top comment with something completely unrelated, just so people will see it
This is art.
You forgot the announcer’s table
Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture…
How did you manage to take this picture?
Like this:
Wait, how did you take that picture?
With a camera, dummy.
Did you break both of your arms?
Did your mom take it for you?
r/croppingishard
I also choose this man’s dead wife.
I choose you for choosing there dead wife ∆∆∆∆∆
RemindMe! 10 years
We need bots on Lem-Lem!!!
I’m a leftist but I think insert fascist opinion here
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Here have this award. 👁️🗨️
Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.
Will trade up votes, trying to build karma
Would have upvoted but it was at 69
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Nice
aren’t we supposed to downvote the third guy or something?