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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months ago

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  • Jo Miran
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    Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn’t sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


    “Hmmm…I’ll be damned.”

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

      This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

      • @mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org
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        So how many people knew about this shared freckle badge? I apparently am defective as I didn’t get stamped with it at birth, maybe my mom forgot to check that option at the dealership. Maybe this means I’m a reptilian or am a member of the illuminati. Or who knows maybe I sliced it off in my youthful escapades and shenanigans. Oh well, just another club I’m not a member of.

        • HonkyTonkWoman
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          Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.

          • @mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Dam freckle cultists and your freckle secrets.

        • verity_kindle
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          You’re cool, you can be in the club. We’re prolly all Illuminati minions anyways. ;)

    • @meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com
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      Hate to break it to you. Im 100% Jamaican.

    • 2ugly2live
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      11•8 months ago

      New paper bag test just dropped

    • @RogueBanana@lemmy.zip
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      5•8 months ago

      I am not even white and I have it. Although it is a bit closer towards the wrist than this pic.

    • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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      1•8 months ago

      I am mixed race, half Indian and I have it

      • @P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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        1•7 months ago

        Nice profile picture!

        • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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          1•7 months ago

          Thanks

  • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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    • @klemptor@startrek.website
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      Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished

      • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.

      • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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        47•8 months ago

        Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

      • @mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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        6•8 months ago

        Could it though?

    • Log in | Sign up
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      20•8 months ago

      Nice dick, bro.

    • @Atrichum@lemmy.world
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      I hope the shutter sound was turned off

    • FreshLight
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      deleted by creator

    • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.

      • @DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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        4•8 months ago

        No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol

  • @LemmyInLemmyIn@lemmy.world
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    81•8 months ago

    At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.

    • @ColonelPanic@lemm.ee
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      I’m in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.

      • verity_kindle
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        3•8 months ago

        Oh dang. Good point.

    • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      17•8 months ago

      I mean… I’ve never driven a vehicle that didn’t have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.

      • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        10•8 months ago

        We oldsters learned to drive in cars for which open windows were the only air conditioning.

        • @DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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          4•8 months ago

          Still don’t have the AC option in my current car.

    • @Reyali@lemm.ee
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      I’ve had mine since before I started driving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      I noticed in my late teens I had a lot of freckles on the left side of my body and very few on the right, and I didn’t start driving until I was 22. I did spend 2 years in high school with a much darker tan on my right arm from hanging my arm out the window of a boyfriend’s car with no AC, but still have more left-arm freckles.

    • @Sludgeyy@lemmy.world
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  • @Tab981@lemmy.world
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    52•8 months ago

    Not sure if this counts

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      31•8 months ago

      You’re more freckle than human.

      • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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        9•8 months ago

        He’s more ginger now than man; twisted and evil.

        • @Slovene@feddit.nl
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          WHOAH! Are you sure you’re allowed to use that word?

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

      • @Tab981@lemmy.world
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        I’m one of the day walkers, blonde w/ freckles

    • @sznowicki@lemmy.world
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      2•8 months ago

      Cool watch

  • THCDenton
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    43•8 months ago

    Which one are we talking about here?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Check out this overachiever

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      deleted by creator

  • @beerclue@lemmy.world
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    42•8 months ago

    Dude…

    • @tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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      46•8 months ago

      Like solving where is Waldo

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      11•8 months ago

      Got a lil tzeetch on ya

  • @RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    Scared gay panicking

    • @SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      Oh that one is a gay freckle

      • @Snowyday@startrek.website
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        You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐

  • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • @Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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      This is exactly how I use tarot! It’s not a magical technique of divination, it’s a collection of targeted vagueries that help your brain frame a concept in a way you wouldn’t naturally conceive. You make the answers, tarot is just the conceptual equivalent of picking up an object and inspecting it to figure out what it is.

      • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

        • @Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
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          For me, meditation is basically useless for anything outside of self diagnostic work. I can use it to figure out where a pain is coming from or how my guts feel but anything more emotional needs more prompting.

  • @Makeshift@sh.itjust.works
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    I have it. This is sorcery.

  • @felsiq@lemmy.zip
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    38•8 months ago

    ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled

  • @cmder@lemmy.world
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    Why ?

    • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there

      • @The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.world
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        Sir, this is a leg.

        • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.

          • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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            A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.

            • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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              It’s an automatic - purely mechanical

              • @Krauerking@lemy.lol
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                Oh so like those dog collars where they have to put the stakes in the ground to set the boundary zone?

                • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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                  How would that even work with a non-electronic clockwork mechanism?

      • @myster0n@feddit.nl
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        Harambe?

        • @protist@mander.xyz
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          5•8 months ago

          He is risen

          • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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            3•8 months ago

            😏

      • @Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf
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        Imposter! edit: nvm I see the proof now!

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Generational secret

    • Sabata
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      It’s how the government stops foreign mind control signals from interfering with domestic signals. Kinda like a SIM card for the governments.

  • @Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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    Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That’s where they put the bees in.

  • Wugmeister
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    What the fuck why is this correct

    • Decoy321M
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      Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Why do you gather us like this bröther?

    • verity_kindle
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      It’s for The Singularity. Creepio’s got us covered, relax.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      Skin constellations

  • @DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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    30•8 months ago

    Wtf

    • @Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      Yeah just checked I have it too. What the fuck!

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