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@RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth

www.newsweek.com

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Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth

www.newsweek.com

@RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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"I Love King Charles," the president said in a Truth Social post.
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  • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    286•2 months ago

    Trump swearing loyalty to King Charles wasn’t in my predictions for this year

    • @rxbudian@lemmy.ca
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      64•2 months ago

      Take a picture of Trump kneeling in front of King Charles and share them to Maga world

    • @adarza@lemmy.ca
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      47•2 months ago

      there are 56 members of the commonwealth of nations. of those, only 15 are commonwealth realms. the rest are republics or a different monarchy.

      india was the first republic member when they transitioned from dominion (with british monarch as head of state) to a republic in 1950.

      commonwealth members need only recognize king charles as the ‘head of the commonwealth’, which is a purely ceremonial position.

    • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      6•2 months ago

      Its Newsweek, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen trump taken out of context when going to a better source or the source …

  • Hellfire103
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    • @BearGun@ttrpg.network
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      43•2 months ago

      • @flyboy_146@lemmy.world
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      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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          9•2 months ago

        • Lemminary
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          8•2 months ago

          I’ll be expecting my meme royalties, cheeky bastards!

          • @BearGun@ttrpg.network
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            20•2 months ago

  • @thisisdee@lemmy.world
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    130•2 months ago

    • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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      6•2 months ago

      Oceans rise, empires faaaaaaaall…

  • @UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works
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    95•2 months ago

    We thought the Cold War never ended, but it was actually the Revolutionary War all along

    Britain rips off a Russian mask and gallops away laughing while sipping tea

    • @MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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      48•2 months ago

  • @regrub@lemmy.world
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    • @Artyom@lemm.ee
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      26•2 months ago

      “If you don’t make news for the weekend, then the news agencies will, and we haven’t outlawed free press yet”

      - The Trump Party Platform

  • @aquilarift@lemmy.world
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    62•2 months ago

    I thought he wanted to be a king, what a dumb dumb.

  • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    61•2 months ago

    Dudes got fucking dementia

    • Suite404
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      12•2 months ago

      I really wish removing a president wasn’t so difficult. We’re all staring at the train wreck being told it’s completely normal for a train to be running off the tracks.

      • @woelkchen@lemmy.world
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        15•2 months ago

        I really wish removing a president wasn’t so difficult.

        You just need someone with better aim than the last guy who tried.

        • @Zron@lemmy.world
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          7•2 months ago

          Last 2 guys who tried.

          Remember there was that dude with an AK hiding in golf course bushes. He didn’t shoot, but you can also count that as missing his shot, as he was well within the range of the rifle.

        • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 months ago

        You don’t need tracks where you’re going!

  • @MyOpinion@lemm.ee
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    53•2 months ago

    Welcome to reverse 1776. We are living in the twilight zone.

    • @tal@lemmy.today
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      Technically, I don’t think that being in the Commonwealth as it exists in 2025 would actually change much. It’s a pretty loose organization these days. More than a third of the world’s population is in it.

      Being in the Commonwealth realms, which are the Commonwealth members that have King Charles as head of state, would, I suspect, be unconstitutional.

      EDIT: All that being said, I think that it’s reasonably safe to put this in the “distraction” category of Trump statements, rather than the “serious proposal” category.

      • @Jamablaya@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        Man I think it’s been 20 years since anyone gave a shit about the Commonwealth Games. I wonder if real young people are even aware they were once a thing…might even still be.

    • @futatorius@lemm.ee
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      14•2 months ago

      Benedict Orange.

      • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 months ago

        Benedict Donald

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    52•2 months ago

    Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

    • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      17•2 months ago

      And hold him there.

      • Lemminary
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        9•2 months ago

        I’ll get working on the lead boots.

      • @Baggie@lemmy.zip
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        6•2 months ago

        It’s okay, I don’t think he can swim.

        • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          6•2 months ago

          But he’s too fat to sink

          • @Baggie@lemmy.zip
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            1•2 months ago

            Too big to fail?

    • @XeroxCool@lemmy.world
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      1•2 months ago

      Boston T Party

  • @ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca
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    52•2 months ago

    What the fuck? I know it’s Donald Dump, but despite all the insanity happening since his inauguration this is the first headline that manages to surprise even me. Dude’s talking about annexing Canada and Greenland on one hand, but then bows to the former UK colonial project? What?

    GG Trump, I honestly did not see this one coming.

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      I am wondering if he thinks this means unrestricted access to natural resources of eastern members lol

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      Same here, even amongst the craziness so far, this one surprised me.

  • @Etterra@discuss.online
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    48•2 months ago

    Hold on, let’s ask George Washington and see what he says, oh right, fuck you traitor.

    Benedict Arnold at least had an understandable (if stupid) reason to flip sides. Trump’s just an idiot.

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    42•2 months ago

    He’s high, stupid, AND suffering from dementia.

    Good lord, this is a strange timeline.

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    37•2 months ago

    Lmfao what?

    Actually, you know what, that’s a great idea orangeboi. Let’s go for it.

    To the Brits: considering this is basically us coming back to you hat in hand, I think it’d be quite reasonable to exact some sort of penance from us. Perhaps we could surrender our President to the King’s tender mercies? Hell, you can just take the whole Republican Party if you want to make some old-school object-examples of what the appropriate treatment of fascists is.

    • "no" banana
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      When I read it earlier I burst out laughing

    • @RobotToaster@mander.xyzOP
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      Throw in a few crates of tea to replace the ones lost in that unfortunate boating accident and we’ll consider it.

      • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        I will find a way to supply you with tea thoroughly for the rest of your natural life if you take that orange fuck off our hands

      • @curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Shit I’d buy the tea myself to make that deal happen.

    • drzoidberg
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      It’s like a Family Guy sketch.

    • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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      Hell, you can just take the whole Republican Party if you want to make some old-school object-examples

      You know, the British do have a nasty history with Republicans…

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    I…just…what…I…I…I…

    Awww fuck this.

    Benjamin go get the musket!

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      Tally ho, lads!

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    Does he sit on the floor of the oval office getting high and sending out memos? “Man, wouldn’t it be cool if we were like, you know, part of this kingdom man…”

    " “I Love King Charles. Sounds good to me!” Trump wrote in response to the report." He sounds like he’s been invited on a date.

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      He’s giving positive replies to whatever dumb shit his followers post to him on mastadon. And the media is still trying to milk him for all the clicks possible. Covfefe shit all over again.

      There’s real shit to be worried about. Like the extra-judicial deportations, ie Mahmoud Kahlil.

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