As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

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    Furries: “You need a chatbot to e-fuck? Pathetic. We just draw or commission ourselves railing our S/Os or friend’s characters like God intended.”

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    A: Wanting to sext a chatbot is pathetic and is absolutely harmful to developing social skills for anyone at any age.

    B: It’s going to be lame as hell anyway. Gpt sucks at creative fiction. Ask it to write a short story and it’ll be the most blasé shit imaginable.

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      No matter how much AI tries, furries will never have their job of being massive sluts stolen.

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    Looking forward to chatbot logs being introduced as evidence in court in family law proceedings.

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    So would computers get a new hole for this? or would we be expected to use one of the old ones

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    Oh boy that’s gonna be fun for people.

    ChatGPT, probably:

    Oh boy aren’t you in a naughty mood? 😍😱🤪 Give me some ideas what you want to do, we could:

    • go at it like 🔨 and tongs
    • get a little more ⛓ about stuff
    • the Cleveland Browns are the only NFL team whose name does not end with an S
    • talk about the vulnerable parts of the human and strategies for access
    • just make things up as we go along! 🍆 🐿 🦵🏽

    I think I just gave myself an innie.

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    China can now switch up their factory production lines without human intervention in the dark and you’re inventing a somehow even less interesting way of masturbating to your phone

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    I see that we are reaching the braindance addiction segment of our cyberpunk dystopian slide.

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      Zuckerberg is gonna achieve the first iteration by enabling a porn mode on the Meta AI and adding it to the MetaVerse (Does that still exist?)

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    Ah great, now the very same people who “generate art” will pop up and flex for having sex with fictional characters.

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      Furries do that all the time and without needing to generate anything, they just draw it themselves.

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        And by drawing it themselves they actually created art. Not necessarily good art, but still art. And I respect that.

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          At least with furries you gotta make an actual human connection for them to want to fuck you (or in this case whatever character you have). AI is a soulless robot that writes shitty erotica.

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        I want an AI in my smart fridge that looks like my dead grandma but acts nicer and suggests I buy certain branded ingredients to make her famous corn bread casserole pie, which she never actually made IRL /s

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    … on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

    Surely this decision will have only positive effects on this this problem.