Damn, so hotdogging is cool catting.
Cats and dogs have more in common than you think.
For example, did you know that both cats and dogs have four legs? Yeah… There’s even more similarities, I hear…
Ah, but what about their temperate varieties?
Cats and dogs have a wide range of coats and body fat variance to help them adjust to whatever temperature they usually live in. For example both husky dogs and himalayan cats are suited for cold weather.
Therapist: “hotcat doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you”
Kolanaki:
It’s like a double negative: a cool dog is the opposite of a hot dog, but a cool cat is the opposite of a cool dog, so you end up back where you started.
But I’ve never loaded a cool cat up with relish and saurkraut.
I guess I have new weekend plans.
Wait, you are disturbingly right about this.
How could we have overlooked this!?
A hotdog is the opposite of a cool cat.
You may need to reread the title.
A hotdog would be the opposite of a cold cat. Or were you thinking of a warmdog?
I haven’t touched a warmdog in years. Who says I have?
They.
I knew it!
…you devious bastard…or…clever rogue…?
This is why you never see cool cats eating hotdogs. If they did, they’d annihilate.
