Luckily there is no cow on the ice since our kids don’t have easy access to guns. Otherwise someone would really had shit in the blue cabinet.
Now you’re on deep ice! Slippery water, sorry.
why walk in mud and grieve when you can walk on ice and have a happy?
But hey, there’s no danger on the roof!
And even if there were that’s no reason to hang lip.
as long as you don’t get your beard caught in the mailbox, there’s no owls in the swamp.
inga ko på isen is still one of my favorite Swedish idioms.
“Killing” is also Danish for kitten. Do with that information what you will.
🎵🎸 KITTEN IN THE NAME OF
Thank you for using my seemingly useless information exceedingly well 😄❤️
Swedish Goat Kitten sounds like a good band name.
I’m picturing a confused mix of black metal and the catchiest pop music possible 😄
Killing is pronounced with a soft K, so it sounds closer to “chilling”
And get is pronounced with a soft G, so it sounds like a mix of “yet” and “yeet”
Even more creepier that way
And the Swedish words for married and poison are the same: gift
In German, gift means only poison.
Don’t come to Germany bearing gifts (presents are okay though).
Totally changes the meaning to song Simple Gifts.
First my dog, now this book, geez I’ll get to it when I get to it, okay?
Train the sleeper agents young.
Oh boy, here I go killing again!
I would like to subscribe to this goats newsletter
The Swedish are up to something.
Jaja lilla barn, jag har säcken full!
“The goat made me do it”












