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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I’m scraping by but the money for a car hasn’t come together so I’m trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.
Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
I actually do get a lot of both tbf
Then share dammit!
I am literally! Lol relationship anarchist.
That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha
EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.
HEY GUYS, CHRIStina FIX HERE, and today I’m gonna show you how to bundle for winter cycling!
That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.
I live in an area that gets pretty snowy. My ebike has front wheel hub, so more stable that other ebikes. I tend to have so much fun just driving in snow, it’s quite an experience doing burnouts in snow and sliding in corners
Weed or pussy? Well now I feel like a chump for doing that shit for school or work
Weed? Not likely. This is more like “im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump.”
-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.
Counterpoint: This could very well be a picture of me from any snowstorm in Calgary when I was a teenager who’d do anything for weed. But there would be 3-4 times as much snow.
I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.
Effin eh, cotton. Effin eh.
Pretty common in Montréal…
Pussy and weed?
My cool Canadian girlfriend.
Say less, everything I hear what makes me want to move there more and more. Say how do they feel about Newfoundlanders who speak French at a third grade level over there
For some reason Newfoundlanders have been the butt of every joke for a long time and I still have no idea why.
It’s fine, we’re so nice we never say anything about it. Plus at this point so many of us have left for Alberta everything outside of the capital city threatens to be little now than a retirement village.
We were getting a lot of biking infrastructure but now that the conservatives are in you can bet that’s gonna stop.
Probably just a very normal Canadian, who can estimate snow levels.
Wait … that’s snow? Thought rain and fog
Of course white ,lines from the wheels…
Could be a normal Dutchman too.
“Oi, Dutchman!”
…
“O hallo!”
Eh, while the Dutch are great bikers they aren’t super snow resistant, especially with global warming snowfalls are getting rare and a couple centimeters brings the country to a halt (but yeah they still bike).
Dutchman here. I love riding in fresh snow. Very serene, empty roads, and plenty of grip. It takes effort, and I’ll be wearing lots of layers, so I’m very warm.
Fuck old snow or black ice though. Like you say, snow is rare so I don’t have studded tires or chains and stuff. Usually the cycle tracks are well salted and plowed though. There’s even an app mhat can de bicycle route planning over plowed roads only.
That better be the best fucking pussy
All pussy is the best when it’s offered to you
Pussy is like pizza:
I don’t have anyThen why are you fingers so cheesy
Cheetos and cheese balls, of course!
I have been that dude. For both things! Both utterly fucking stupid at the time. But one of them was damn worth the trouble!
Also, cigarette runs when I smoked. Thankfully I quit smoking years ago.
Bro, that’s me in 2001 riding home from playing PlayStation with friends.
That’s me in 2001 carrying my pc to my friend for a lan party. My mom refused to drive me because it was too “dangerous”
Maybe his weed-dealer boss is forcing him back into the office but he knows his thicc goth coworker will be right in that cubicle with him
To be fair, it’s probably safer to bike in the snow than to drive. If you get stuck, you can just pick it up and if you hit something you aren’t that heavy.
And if you fall off, you land on snow. Soft, powdery snow… /s
Not if there are cars nearby
On his way home from a second or third job at food service that refused to close despite the storm and had no customers.
Me going to school back in the day.
But that’s not a hill? What were you, rich?
It was uphill both ways due to a valley between me and the school funnily enough.
You must have tree trunks for legs, but my very literal perception of this joke has always been ‘uphill, no downhill — just uphill’. As if they were on some kind of treadmill of hell.
I was under the same impression, it’s just fun to play with.
Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO
The place where I live still had snow 10 years ago. :(
We still get some for a couple of days per year. Which is enough, really.
