Beckinsale explained that she initially thought her daughter’s boyfriend was just looking for attention until she noticed that, similarly to an egg, whatever had passed through his body had a “shell” and a “yolk” when opened.
“Hold on a second,” host Jimmy Kimmel said. “An egg came out of his body?”
According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina. He went to the bathroom and was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.”
wow, she’s unrecognizable. Why do people feel the need to do that to themselves?
That’s what she looks like these days? My gods. Just be cool with aging, FFS.
If only it were so simple, particularly in a profession that is historically ageist. It’s a fuckin shame what she did to her face, but there was no small amount of pressure from a number of angles that caused her to do that.
This. I do not understand the aversion to aging. We are all human.
Your face probably isn’t your moneymaker, then
You think she is only worth her face? Perhaps I begin to understand.
No, but the industry in which she works gives people, especially women, less work if they’ll aren’t at peak attractiveness. Less work means less money. I don’t really know her acting beyond her Underworld movies, but it’s less than compared to Maggie Smith, Kathy Bates, Emma Thompson, and Helen Mirren. Those ladies have lasted because of their fantastic acting, despite letting their age show.
I’m not saying I agree with the industry’s choice. I actually think naturally aging women are really beautiful and hate the fake looks. I’m just saying if she wants to be competitive in her industry, she may feel she needs to do it. Also, she might like looking young. I try not to judge people for it, it’s just not my preference.
It’s a picture comparing faces with comments talking about faces. Faces on actors are an important aspect. Faces do the talking. This isn’t your “gotcha” moment unless your goal is to debate in bad faith. Holding someone to your beauty standards is no different than someone adhering to someone else’s beauty standards
You use a term like “beauty standard” as if this is a real thing that applies to everyone and not something manufactured by an attention-based industry.
If people believe she is only worth her face, then I guess she is. Except, I don’t think everyone thinks like that, even if people (especially those trying to exploit her labor) have made her feel like they do.
Nobody’s making a dime in that face.
It’s like someone tried to clean up a chemical spill with an ice pick and a vacuum.
That’s not wildly different. Different hair, plumped lips, heavier eye makeup, a decade of age.
Stung by bee lower lip
Not to be hypercritical of people’s appearances but the lip procedures always make people look crazy and talk weird.
The poorly executed ones do. You aren’t going to notice when someone has them done well unless you knew what they looked before.
Stop the presses! She got some lip filler!
/s
–She’s 52 years old and frankly, looks fantastic.
Yep. Smokin’ to broken.
Sad times.
What fuck, it got to be mental illness. She was gorgeous, why did she fuck her face up? Does she seriously look in the mirror and thinks this makes her look young?
Everyone’s getting blepharoplasties lately. Her lips are looking like Kylie Jenner’s now, too (nerve damage leaving one side higher than the other)
Going for the “MAGA face” fad! WOW!
Yikes and I thought Lindsay Lohan looked worse. Has anyone seen what she turned into? It’s out on display on that Freakier Friday cover.
You should see Jessica Simpson now.
We are so close to hunger games style of extravagant.
Everyone just has to look more than everyone else.because she started her career young and pretty, displacing older actors, and now she’s terrified of it happening to her.
To prove her claim, Beckinsale pulled out her phone and showed images of the alleged eggs to Kimmel and his sidekick, Guillermo. “I’m not showing you because it’s a little bit gross,” she advised the audience. “It’s quite medical.”
So, she has pictures of her daughter’s boyfriend’s asshole on her phone. Presumably stretched open by an egg.
Beckinsale said the family next reached out to a series of doctors, who passed the story along to their similarly confused colleagues.
“All of them basically said it was some sort of complicated masturbation thing, which it wasn’t,” she said.
Narrator: “It was.”
“I said to him, ‘Is this some kind of attention-seeking? Are you putting eggs up your bottom?’” she said. “But I think it’s quite hard to put an egg up your bottom and then get it out whole without injuring the egg. I mean, I think that’s a skill.”
Yes, he’s obviously had a lot of practice.
The article is strongly suggesting that Beckinsale is making the story up as her own attention-seeking behavior, but it sounds much more like the boy has more than one kink. Everything in the story points to this.
Lots of guys have the kink to shove random objects into their asshole, or so I’ve heard. But fewer of them have a kink to show off pictures of their asshole to their girlfriend’s mother. That guy probably injured his dick whacking off from seeing that a famous guy like Kimmel saw the picture.
“But I think it’s quite hard to put an egg up your bottom and then get it out whole without injuring the egg."
Yes it’s quite hard to accomplish that so the most likely scenario must be that a human is laying eggs. 🤦♂️
She probably loses her mind if you take her to watch a magician perform.
from seeing that a famous guy like Kimmel saw the picture.
Dude was already dating the daughter of a movie star. Pretty-meh comedian/talk show host seems a step down from that.
Kimmel is super famous right now, though. The president keeps mentioning him and trying to get him fired. Kimmel even mentioned that based on Trump’s messages, he must be watching the show while it’s on air.
He’s begun speaking to Trump directly during his monologues.
PEDOnald isn’t exactly a trendsetter.
Maybe, one day, I’ll get to show off some objects I have “laid” on TV.
kate beckinsale is a notorious shitposter. good one kate.
According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina.
… So his cloaca? These transitions are really getting out of hand.
This woman is so out of her mind she should not be on tv
That Pete Davison dick gave her dementia
What in the macrodose is going on here?
I don’t know if it’s funnier if its true or if it’s false but, either way, I bet he’s thrilled she told it
I believe she believes it.
No idea who this woman is, but maybe she should schedule an appointment with a shrink?
She is an actress that played Selene, a vampire, in the Underworld franchise. I know she’s been in a lot of other movies, but I’ve only seen her in Underworld.
And they’re SO bad.
I love them
Private school?
What the fuck? There goes my enjoyment of Underworld, I guess. Now I’m always gonna see her zombie-looking face trying to persuade people that yeah, her son-in-law really shits eggs.
This probably fulfills some sort of dire ancient prophecy, but I’m not pulling that thread.
I just wanna know if she ate it.
Wtf
