“Look, I know we’re heading straight for the ravine with the engine red-lining, but surely you don’t want me to pump the brakes now and waste all that effort?”
“…I do in fact want that.”
Not sure what this is a quote from, but I read it as Micheal Scott and Jim.
Those of us not externalizing our thinking to an LLM can still be creative all on our own. Feel free to quote me - I’d be honored.
“This product is dangerous, unsafe, and broken, and god damnit, you’re gonna use it whether you like it or not” - Dave Microsoft.
Remember those YouTube videos of scammers who push fake antivirus programs on old people? That’s your computer now. Don’t even need the old person in front of it anymore, because an AI version of that is now pre-installed on your system.
“Hello, yes? I’m calling from Microsoft, and your computer has been downloading some bad things from the Internet yes?”
(a call from a week ago)
You know it’s true, though.
I’m sorry but that’s being a little disingenuous. AI on a computer in no way, and I am not defending it whatsoever cuz I’ve gotten rid of all of that shit off of all of my devices, could do something like fall for a scammer going through and setting something up like this. It’s still requires interaction with somebody opening an email clicking on something downloading something etc. There’s always the human element that’s going to have issues as well.
It’s a joke, dude. But let’s play the reality game. An email assistant that opens Word documents attached to emails and activates Macros without my explicit consent? Completely possible.
I’m glad they are adding all this stuff.
It finally got me to switch to Linux.
You are on lemmy you are required to state your distro. It’s Hannah Montana Linux ain’t it?
Dude, I wish. I’m not cool enough for that.
I’m stanning LMDE currently.
Running Mint Cinnamon since Nvidia drivers a annoying. Also I don’t even think you could get that bastard of a distro working on modern shit, but if someone can get Hannah Montana Linux running on modern systems I would happily sacrifice at least one laptop to it.
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They’re still coming to your Windows 11. You think the Microsoft execs are using it? Hell no. They’re either using Macs, or they’re disabling all this dumb shit they’re putting in Windows 11, probably with controls they don’t even give you access to.
(Disclaimer of bias: Happy Mac user over here, reveling in the fact that Apple Intelligence is a complete and utter failure… I see it as a feature, not a bug. I love that Apple is so far behind on AI and it makes their platform more valuable to me. That said, they are partnering with Gemini for the next version of Siri “sometime next year” (they’ve been saying “new Siri next year” for years though) so macOS is not a safe space from AI. Just presently the one with the least developed one.)
Happy Linux user over here. Free open source AI models are becoming much more powerful, and things like “Apple Intelligence” and “Co-Pilot” will be looked back on like Netscape.
Getting a free older computer from my work soon because it’s too old to “upgrade” to Windows 11 so I’ll be turning it into a Linux machine. Pretty dang psyched mostly for all the free software!
Awesome, never get discouraged, there is much you can learn and do by switching to Linux. I personally use Linux Mint for everything, and I’ve never had any major issues. A lot of things are almost exactly the same as on Windows.
I’ve heard of this distro and my brother was telling me about a way to try more distros without having to partition? (Idk all of this yet, still have a lot of work to do)
I would just start with Linux Mint and then learn from there. I’ve never been one to mess around with different distributions. I’ve only used Mint and Debian.
Ok sounds good, thank you!
You’re welcome, if you have any questions I’m happy to try to help.
The foundation for what sane and intelligent people use? Remember, Netscape basically became Firefox. ;) But I get what you’re saying.
I hope you’re wrong about people looking back on Apple Intelligence with any feeling. I hope it’s forgotten. Copilot has made headlines with its spyware bullshit, it probably won’t be forgotten, and the Windows market share is too big. I mean people still bitch about Windows Vista (which wasn’t bad with SP1) and Windows 8 (again, 8.1 was fine). Hell, I beta tested Windows 8. Absolute garbage.
Ask the average Gen Z about Netscape, they’ll have no idea what you’re talking about. It’s forgotten. Netscape used to be a big thing that was briefly in the spotlight like ChatGPT.
Microsoft has had a long history of a company culture of “eating their own dog food”, forcing themselves to use what they force on users, so they’re making the underlings use it at least.
As far as executives go, at almost any sizable company they hardly ever spend time at their computer. Cell phone or tablet, and have their assistant or direct reports do anything more complicated than half paying attention to a meeting.
Lastly, the controls to turn it off will be available to all of us as long as you have a Pro or Enterprise SKU (Windows license/install). They aren’t going to fuck over their business customers with the unwanted slop they force on the proles.
Protips:
- Shoot the Cyberdemon until it dies.
- Don’t bother with Home SKU Windows, you won’t be able to turn dumb shit like this off.
- If you insist on buying your license, buy one from an official OEM key reseller for like 1/10 MSRP. You won’t be able to install it on multiple machines, but that and the few other restrictions nearly never matter.
- The better choice is to spoof your license activation using MASgrave. Get Pro for free. It’s a community maintained script that will either trick MS’s servers into giving you a valid license, or trick your computer into thinking it has one, based on the official tools/processes meant for big business customers.
- If you really want to tinker with the most stripped down official version of Windows, go with the LTSC version. It at least used to be missing some things that the rare game relied on though, so caveat emptor.
Well that explains a lot.
Do you think our users will like this experimental broken… Even with the security, privacy, and…
You’re absolutely right…
You think the Microsoft execs are using it?
I actually think it is very possible that they are using it. Because I also think that the execs have no clue how any of this works and use AI extensively to make their decisions. At least that seems to explain a lot of the stuff going on at Microsoft and elsewhere.
Microsoft execs are 100% using AI.
I love that Apple is so far behind on AI and it makes their platform more valuable to me.
Same here! There’s dozens of us.
You would probably be surprised by how many “computer illiterate” executives work at Microsoft, and they are perfectly happy for their underlings to use their own broken ass systems. Most executives do all their work from their phone or a tablet anyways.
AI, AI über alles, über alles in der Welt…
