• yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    I just wish I could bottle enthusiasm. Some days I’ll get nearly bottomless drive and energy, and shit gets done. I’ll go like the tasmanian devil in reverse and everything gets super clean and tidy and I can not be stopped

    Most days ill do fuck all useful. Just an entire day of checking the time and wondering what I was supposed to be doing, spending 15 minutes looking for my shoes and then forgetting why I needed them.

    If I could just save the excess inspiration from my good days and ration them out as needed life would be so easy.

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    I wonder how peoples with these problems get those memes done. I’m still writing in my head a text which I wanted to post on another community half a year ago.

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      4 months ago

      simple, just pick a task that’s crucial to your health and wellbeing that you absolutely have to get done by the end of today and, voila it’s 11:25 PM and you look down and see a bunch of memes you just made instead of doing the critically important thing that you now have 35 minutes left to do

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    4 months ago

    “When I’m in a worst ADHD symptom competition and my opponent is erectile dysfunction”

    or something, I don’t know, the post was too long, I didn’t read it all.

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    4 months ago

    The trick is to just passively work out at all times when not doing something that prevents you. Just start doing some squats or something. Nonfiction audio books or educational podcasts also fun.

    You won’t get more done, but you will get, for example; thighs that can crush steel like a hydraulic press-first invented in 1795 by the same guy as the modern flush toilet and…

    Occasionally I’ll start vacuuming or something just so I can stop, because I’ve been going for like an hour and I feel kinda sick, but that can’t be counted on.