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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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    I wonder if they will be able to reproduce

    • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      relevant xkcd

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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        This is where I got the joke from lol

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn’t “booploot”

          • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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            Right letters, lol. Have you seen my name before?

            • fartographer@lemmy.world
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              8 个月前

              I believe I’ve lurked in communities where you’ve commented.

            • luciferofastora@feddit.org
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              You’re a minor celebrity, apparently! Like, really minor. Only a few people have even heard your name or would remember it.

              And now I’m one of them :)

  • Engywook@lemmy.zipBanned
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    Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.

    • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.

  • y0kai [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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    time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you’ll be over just after you finish this config…

  • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world
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    He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.

    • Buffy@libretechni.ca
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      This made me laugh out loud, thank you.

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.

  • the_q@lemmy.zip
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    deleted by creator

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      For those that don’t understand the acronym:

      Resist The Fucking. Masturbate!

  • qarbone@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    CLOSED: not a bug

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      CLOSED: Couldn’t reproduce.

  • solomonschuler@lemmy.zipBanned
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    What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?

    • Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org
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      You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.

      • Buffy@libretechni.ca
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        I can confirm, happened to me.

        • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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          You got scammed. That one is expired.

          I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.

          • grue@lemmy.world
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            No, for that you need Turbolinux

        • solomonschuler@lemmy.zipBanned
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          How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…

          “Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂

          I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.

    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      When I installed it, my wife left me and gave me all my sperm back.

      • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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        Ewww.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.

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    Occam’s Razor: My guy banged his computer.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269

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      It doesn’t exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        That’s why I say “for future people”.

      • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That Link is broken. Heres the working link

        • excral@feddit.org
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          Voyager’s link preview to the rescue

          • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.mlBanned
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            to anyone reading this: here’s the actual working link

        • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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          This is why you hover over links before clicking on them… I recognize it…

          • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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            XcQ
            don’t click you!

            • PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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              XcQ, link stays blue.

        • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.mlBanned
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          deleted by creator

  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Instructions to replicate this bug???

  • w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world
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    Try Nix. She’s into the weird stuff.

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      What’s so good about Nix? Genuine question.

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        Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!

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          What’s the repo situation like? Does it have all or most of the packages you’d want?

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            nixpkgs is the largest repo, period.

          • w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world
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            There’s loads. I’ve never had trouble finding any and you can build/customize your own. You can search through the main repo here: https://search.nixos.org/packages but there are also loads of user made modules.

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        It’s Gentoo, but for cowards.

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          Well take my upvote for being so f*#&ing brave (°▽°)/ Bet your socks go all the way up

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          With some tweaks to the flags you could recompile everything optimized to your hardware but now reproducible

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            I know, love, I’m just joking around.

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        NixOS gives you a declarative build from a config file, so you can reproducibly deploy the same system, without worry of a system using different dependencies.

        MicroOS does something similar in that you can first boot from a config file and the system builds, including services and applications.

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    The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.

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      It’s only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67

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      You know a lot Abt this, don’t you? Mewoowowowowow

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        Maybe…

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    Hope they find it, those are expensive to replace.

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