At some point you gotta admit the nuggies are only there so you’re not shoving spoonfuls of ranch down your gullet
bro that’s disgusting
Some people like nuggets. No need to shame.
Diplet detected
Why do I want to try this now
Because you touch yourself at night!
I feel seen.
…does that make it better for you?
I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.
a dick in my hand is super fucking hot.
He says, as he has a profile pic of Andre the giant. Who’s dick was said to be bigger than some peoples arms…
sees username
Oh…
Do we need to link you a suicide prevention hotline?
With eating habits like Anon, you’re just asking for heart failure.
Extremely slow suicide
Socially acceptable suicide
Nah thats called living life normally. Anon’s got the Fast Trak Frequent Flier Plan.
Only once
Idk about ranch, but sour cream works very well with anything tomato-based, with mild-ish hot sauces, or with mustard. It’s preferable to not mix the two sauces too much, so they both can be felt on the tongue.
Or, you can mix sour cream with strawberry jam and dip pancakes into it. Better yet, wrap marinated mushrooms in crepes and dip that.
I know this is gonna sound weird but big trust me on this one chief:
Cream Cheese and A1 steak sauce. Use in a ratio of like 2 or 3 to 1 part A1. Don’t mix it, just drizzle on top of the cream cheese. Works best on toasted bread or crackers.
Good as an appetizer for parties and gatherings. You can also sub the steak sauce for raspberry chipotle sauce, but I find A1 is easier to get.
okay i’m gonna blow your mind. they got this stuff called labne. it’s like sour cream and cream cheese fucked. it’s absolutely delicious. you gotta try it
Jimmy deans breakfast sausage in a tube sautéed, drain grease well, fry hot or sweet peppers plus onions in the pan. Mix in a crock pot and put on low till its melted. Then keep it on warm.
Big dippers
“diplet detected”
People will pick anything to act superior about, huh
Some people are just better at being Superior than others
I mean, that’s basically the entire premise of any insult on 4chan. The original days had anything be an insult simply by appending ‘-fag’ at the end.
chopsticks. you need chopsticks
And coronary occlusion emergency surgery. Sooner or later.
they really are the greatest utensil. I’d always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I’d frequently get burned!
Click at your own risk but i have another solution for your unique problem.
One of the many reasons research into the health effects of microplastic polution is so slow is because latex/vinyl gloves are themselves a source of microplastic contamination.
Why not fork?
too much work to maintain a git
A spoon seems the right choice considering how much sauce they want
Really, these are great for most things and a dirt-cheap hygiene option too. Use them for potato chips, cheetos, cheeze-its… everything where you’re tempted to lick salt/powder/sugar off of your fingers. Did we really learn nothing from the pandemic?
I just wash my hands before I eat things, but I guess everybody is different, good for you for coming up with a creative solution.
No and I refuse to learn anything from it I’m in statesia I have been very clear.
Fyi some cultures in nhe middle east use their hands to eat all their food. They just make sure to wash up first.
IIRC a friend of mines first impression of a fork and knife was “such a waste of good metal”.
This is next level science of dipping here.
Anon is so sauce-pilled that he buries th fkavour and texture of the actual nugget. He is PUNISHING himself
The use of the cupcake tray for a dipping sauce tray is pretty great. Im always excited when my kitchenware has multiple purposes.
It also gives you colon cancer isn’t that cool
Which dip? Surely not all of them.
Remember, a thin paint will stick to a thick paint. Thanks, Bob Ross
A scientist in his prime
Weird. Since when did 4chan (or any of its lookalikes) have quotation boxes?
since always I think, you just hover over the post ID link and it inlines it (only while hovering, though)
For basically any chan board when you hover over a “>>#######” it shows the post it points to.
Maybe a browser addon which embeds it directly.
I know mine does it, but it could be a feature of the 4chanX extension? I haven’t used 4chan without it in years. It’s not direct quotes, but you click the number to see the post inline.
Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies
If your plate doesn’t look like a pallet of paint after you’ve loaded it up, are you really living?
medium rare nuggies
