context because this is kinda a terminally online meme:
A popular online “looksmaxxer” got a bunch of cosmetic surgery and people are making fun of how it isn’t worth it for male insecurities
This guy is an asshole and the hate is deserved. He shot an alligator on stream for views (which is illegal btw) and overdosed on stream and a bunch of other bad shit. Along with promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children.
For those that don’t know looksmaxxing is a movement that expanded from incel culture and involves taking TRT (steroids) underage, smashing your face bones with a hammer, diy surgeries, etc. It is expanding massively online and creates a LOT of new words that Gen z use half ironically half unironically.
TLDR: Dumbass alpha male got a bunch of useless cosmetic surgeries and is ruining his life for views. People are making fun of him for it.
Im so glad they are. A soon as you research this guy and see how he’s telling the next generation of males to basically be incels and hate women, its clear he’s a piece of shit. I reckon he’s close to killing himself anyway from depression so fingers crossed
I wouldn’t wish death on anyone, but I have read some obituaries with much joy.
- Darth Vader or something
Darth Vader was such a revolutionary.
Vader? Take that back. Anakin was a good kid, and an even better psychopath 🤣
The damage is already done. He’s not the first, won’t be the last. An entire generation and more of men are basically undateable. This is just the world we live in unfortunately.
Dude doesn’t even look all that good. This “looksmaxxing” stuff is just spicy body dysmorphia.
It really is. Dysmorphia must be getting so bad in boys now. We didn’t care when it was women but not that it’s making news cycles more means boys are being impacted.
I knew this guys name for a minute but forgot it. It’s something like “testicular”, isn’t it?
Funicular or perpendicular or something
Endoplasmic Reticular
Reticulating splines
you triggered memories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg
Clavinsecure?
I cast clavicular fracture!
Bruh those legs are twigs.
Now.
https://www.boredpanda.com/looksmaxxer-clavicular-had-third-surgery-in-three-weeks-people-concerns/
I just can’t imagine what that child experienced that led to this. It’s a sickness.
Body Dismorphia.
After further reading, I’m convinced it’s probably his upbringing, coupled with that. Maybe slides along the B-C spectrum.
It’s all of our “upbringing”. Our society is shit.
The cycle repeats. The cycle continues.
You said it!
Happy cake day, btw
Is it? Thank you! ❤️🌹 This is my other cake day, I don’t recall when I began with Ernest (may he be blessed) and . social, whenever the r****t mod blackout/walkout was!
B-C spectrum?
I believe they are referring to Cluster B and C personality disorders.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classification_of_personality_disorders
People forget that this affects men, too
Should avoid that site. Its a bit of a plague of data sharing agreements.
Weird. I got options to reject cookies.
maybe we are europeans and they are not
“People concern”. Not me. I sleep fine.
He figured out that looks are insanely important in society (which is true) and tries to get maximum out of his potential in looks. I mean, he might actually fuck everything up as “experimenting” goes (i mean, using methamphetamine combined with steroids while also lightly hitting your face with a hammer is not usually called “experimenting”, it’s closer to “being a junkie”). He is a bad influence due to his “methods” for sure but figuring out that human society has ridicuolosly deep roots in lookism is not something that indicates “horrors that a child experienced”. You just have to pay a little bit of attention to surroundings during e.g. school, especially during high school and you can easily figure out that absolute most of social success comes from good looks (which comes from particular bone structure of your skull).
Holy shit.
I’m ugly, but I’ve never in my life thought "You know what would make my face look better? Hammer to my own face! Lets break my skull bones! What could possibly go wrong?
And haaaaaaaang on. Did you say he’s promoting penis pumps to CHILDREN???
JESUS!!!
Ok, forget the fact that penis pumps don’t actually work anyways…what POSSIBLE use would CHILDREN have for penis pumps??? If you’re raising your kid right, they should have zero clue what thats for anyways! Kids shouldn’t be thinking about sex at all, much less being targeted for sex toy advertisements!!!
Quick question, honest question…would a jury convict me if I just stabbed this guy? They’d get what I was doing right? I feel like someone needs to stab him.
Sexual education is what keeps children safe. Censorship is what’s dangerous to them because then they’re unprepared for all of the things they are going to do anyway. Sexual education raises healthy adults. Censorship is what gets you these incel/looksmaxing lunatics.
Edit: OP also said that he’s promoting women as penis pumps/objects. He isn’t promoting penis pumps directly to children.
Quick question, honest question
Yes you would be convicted since “they had it coming” isn’t an acceptable defence to a GBH/murder charge. By asking about it beforehand you’ve also now shown premeditation as well.
Good song though. Hammer Smashed Face.
FWIW the bonesmashing is a funny MSM headliner but the reality is that it’s not even remotely close to how it sounds when people meme about it lol. It’s microfactures in specific places and there’s some (but hardly conclusive) evidence supporting this
Keep in mind that to an extreme autist like Clav, the difference between braces for straight teeth and using a mallet to cause microfactures in the cheek bones is no different. And in defense of the autists, these lines are purely cultural human constructs. In Europe they’d see American teeth culture probably similar to how you’d view much of the looksmaxxing methods African culture is big into wigs and fake hair so every cultural group of people have body modifications that are allowed and those that are taboo but these lines change throughout history and across geography. Not to defend these methods used by this group of people but also hard to judge when my parents had me go through braces to get unnaturally straight teeth
Braces are only cosmetic, it helps prevent issues and pain later in life.
yeah, it’s crazy how issues i had dealt with for like half my life went away after braces (chronic nasal issues)
braces are NOT only cosmetic!! (what i’m assuming you meant to write)
Thanks Reddit but you know my point and you know for most in America braces are largely a cosmetic thing hence why everyone in UK has fucked up teeth (by American standards). If it was health reasons driving the tooth alignment industry then it’d be happening in other countries but it’s uniquely an American focus downstream of our Hollywood culture
im guessing he was suppose to be thiels new replacement BLOOD boy, after thiels previous one got defenestrated.
So why is he in a wheelchair?
*Article below says it was after wisdom teeth removal.
So-called “alpha-male” couldn’t walk in a straight line after some dental-grade anaesthetic.
Have you ever been so manly that you couldn’t walk after getting your wisdom teeth removed?
Not gonna lie, after I had my wisdom teeth removed, I was goofy balls for the next four hours. They put me in a recovery room.
Not hating on the guy for that. When you have your wisdom teeth removed, they put you under, and recovery is a bitch
Yeah I spent the rest of the day vomiting and too nauseous to stand
Yeah, I’m not gonna judge the guy considering how he looked after surgery. Anyone would look like that.
Wait, they put you guys under!?!
You know how some of the genes associated with red hair are also associated with resistance to pain killers? Would it be appropriate to tease someone because they carried those genes? Or, would it be hate speech?
This is like the opposite: he could have an innate sensitivity to the medication and what’s why he went “goofy balls” to require a wheelchair.
I got “lucky” with my wisdom teeth; I was conscious during the whole removal procedure and was even able to drive myself home. But, I didn’t have any choice in how deep / what orientation my wisdom teeth ended up in while my bones were fusing as a small child. It could have been a much more difficult procedure and made me “goofy balls” through no choice / with no control of my own.
So… just because you chose less deleterious painkillers for your wisdom teeth extraction doesn’t impact your morality. You are still the same shitbag (or not) before and after. And so is he. That is not the argument that I was making.
I was simply commenting upon the fact that, after such heavy sedation, we all look pretty goofy, regardless of who or what we are
I was agreeing with and “yes, and”-ing your post.
The image is denigrating him based on something entirely outside his choices and control; that’s unfair because “after such heavy sedation, we all look pretty goofy”.
Legally, hospitals wont let you leave without being wheeled out in a wheelchair under general anesthesia. Doesn’t matter if you feel ok to walk, it’s a liability thing with them
The best part about getting old with a beer belly is being in a loving relationship with someone who can see past that and not caring at all. The last time I smashed my face with a hammer was never.
Sucks to be young people these days, though.
I’m old with a beer belly! Where do I claim my loving relationship?
I love you, friend.
The other boys will think he is so pretty 🫣
People like this (the guy in the topic, not you, Escape) are the kind of people to unironically say that liking women is gay.
So its 100% for the boys to think he’s a pretty pretty princess.
This is my take on it, too. The kinds of things these guys are doing seem to cater to the male gaze.
Developmentally, it’s pretty normal for adolescents to style themselves to impress their same-sex peers for a while before they start trying to attract romantic partners. Maybe these guys are in a state of arrested development, maybe they’re gay … but definitely they’re very troubled if they think hammering their facial bones is a good idea.
I feel like we are looking at the photo people will refer to as the point where he had not yet fucked up his face. Watch him turn out like those crazy plastic surgery addicts who want to look like a Ken doll or some shit
He did say that no body is a perfect 10/10 and that looksmaxxing will have to be a life long struggle.
So hes already in the right mindset to do that.
That sentence is so close to healthy before veering into wildly unhealthy. No body is a perfect 10/10, and taking care of your body is a lifelong struggle. But vitally the reason no body is perfect is because variety and tastes are key here.
No pie is perfect either, you can make a damn good pie, but there’s always going to be someone who doesn’t like your filling or your crust type or the flavor profile you built or pies. Someone is going to prefer store bought, or the mediocre pie that their loved one makes. And if you can’t accept that you’re liable to drive yourself crazy and ruin your recipe in a mad pursuit of perfection.
So yeah, get your body healthy and learn to love it regardless of appearance and even fitness.
Well the second part of his thought is that you’re not allowed to be happy until you’re perfect.
So you figured out the rest of his destructive philosophy
I’m kind of interested to see, five years from now, his “redemption arc“ videos where he realizes everything he did was stupid and wrong and he’s gained 100 pounds and is trying to tell everyone he realizes how wrong he was.
That should be amusing
High possibility he doesn’t live that long.
My guess is that the meth micro-dosing ends up turning into macro-dosing sooner rather than later.
I would be surprised if it hasn’t already but I don’t keep tabs on the man
Hes autistic and has an addiction to meth. They tend to stay skinny.
Not if they get clean they don’t. Really either he’s acclimated to amphetamines and getting clean will make staying thin very difficult or he isn’t and staying on meth will likely push him past skinny and into visibly unhealthy looking.
And it’s difficult to stay a high profile meth addict.
Well, that’s not amusing at all
Thanks you for the context. TIL.
Imagine doing all this, just for Luigi Mangioni to be the real definition of an attractive male, and he isnt even out trying to be called pretty. He just is.
Charismaxxing is where it’s at. It literally gets you everything you want in life.
I prefer ethicsmaxxing. I’m okay with being hated if I know I’m doing the right thing.
Feeling like you’re doing the right thing does not strictly require ethics.
Do both for maxx effect!
Nice. Which part of my face should I smash with a hammer to get that!?
promoting insecurities/dangerous chemicals/steroids/treating women like objects/penis pumps/etc to children.
I had heard of hitting your jaw with a hammer, which is definitely all kinds of batshit insane, but in addition to Looksmaxxingn in general and this whole sentence sounding very Epsteinesque, aren’t penis pumps alleged to be the cause behind his distinctive egg/lemon shaped dick deformity?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/epstein-victim-describes-his-extremely-deformed-fruit-shaped-penis/
For a better understanding of how Epstein used the internet and tech to target and undermine the education, mental health and well being of youth, (to clarify, this is in addition but not unrelated to his other criminal activity), I recommend the Behind the Bastards episode about Epstein and Activision:
Dude was strategically planning ways to use video games and social media to target America’s youth with the ultimate goal of creating a society of sexist, misinformed, uneducated, and insecure voters who would be willing to vote against their own interests and easier for the elites to control.
