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I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.
Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.
Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.
how I learned what the wrong amount was.
You wouldn’t share your knowledge, would you?
When it looks like its enough, its too much. If it looks like its too much, its way too much.
I understand! It’s basically the opposite of lube and sunscreen (there when you think you have enough, it’s not enough, and when you think you have too much, it’s just enough)
That’s actually a phone call to Mitch McConnell
Even if he is actually alive, he’s made America a living hell, so it’s still accurate
You can’t be making these calls in un shielded environments. Could blind somebody with ultra sunbeams or start a fire with water proof flames.
Is it air dash and pyromancy? Or do you get to choose?
There’s a whole talent tree!
Heat from fire
Fire from heat
Heat those transphobes up until they burst into flames from it.
Do trans men get ice magic?
Yes. Enbies get lightning magic
WHY AM I NOT IN THAT TIMELINE.
Oh, this is why those conservatives fear them. They’re firebenders! To be honest, I expected the conservative people to be of the Fire Nation.
They are. They’re afraid of trans people because once they’ve transitioned, they’ve not only got fire-bending skills, but gender-bending as well!
Now I want to transition a little as well. But to be honest, I think I could do more with earth bending.
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I’m transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.
And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.
Whole new meaning to “woah, she’s hot!”
FUS-RO-KAWAII
If only you could really train your voice by killing dragons and absorbing their souls 😔
you can’t? what was i doing then for the last year?!
Now I’m imagining a dragonborn shouting “WHEN SUNLIGHT STRIKES RAINDROPS IN THE AIR, THEY ACT LIKE A PRISM AND FORM A RAINBOW”
I got cryomancy instead. Makes it very fun to randomly touch my gfs and have them shocked at how cold I am
And trans men
I have yet to unlock my pyromancy. Almost I have is caffeinomancy
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