What?! Fuckin hell man, everything’s fake these days :( at least we still got wrestling
Step-husband what are you doing
Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn’t love each other.
Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one
We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would’ve clued you in.
Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.
How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.
In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.
Most of them aren’t even step siblings.
Most?
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
I… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner
I am afraid… most
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
meh … lots of married people don’t love each other either.
It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact. They held each other in only the highest respect.
married 17 years, can confirm.
oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was
Sometimes step-siblings just don’t have the time to form that kind of bond if they’re older when their parents get married.
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
Thoroughly, you might say.
It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.
Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you’re like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU’RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!! WHO IS THIS??? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
Plenty of irl couples in porn.
What now ? You gonna say they are not married ?
OP said they don’t love each other. Obviously they’re married or they wouldn’t be having sex.
Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real 😢
Sex without love is just dirty.
So dirty.
Idk why this is making me chuckle so much 😄 His fuckin face is killing me.
