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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前

I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前
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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    52 分钟前

    Buy Pepsi

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear

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    4 小时前

    Just the essentials…

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      The essentials and some beverages!

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    5 小时前

    Thought I was the only one that chilled my alien dildos.

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    6 小时前

    Why the hell do you have your cokes packaged in cardboard?

    • Aniki@feddit.org
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      easier to transport that way

      • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip
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        Okay but I have more questions.

        Why are they storing all those in the fridge? They could have 2 of them in there and the other cokes outside, that would be much more space efficient. There would be much more space for things other than cokes.

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          Thermal mess keeps the fridge cooler when opening the door

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    Walnuts in the refrigerator? That’s weird.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.

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    alt: an elephant standing inside a room. text at the bottom says “address me”.

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    I should buy a dildo but I’m still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.

    Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.

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      Probably start with the dildo. The shape is gonna be easier to get used to.

    • Aniki@feddit.org
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      uhm so from my experience is that it’s all psychological. the question is only whether you can relax deeply enough (pun intended)

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    At least you’re eating your vegetables

    • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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      Using the lettuce to clean them out…

    • Aniki@feddit.org
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      who says that vegetable’s not just there to rot?

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’ve also got an egg!

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    Nice try Violet08, you’ve exposed your alt account.

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      I was actually going to say, unlike the violet LARP situation, op actually bringing receipts.

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        I understand why folks think violet is a LARP, but I don’t. She’s too matter of fact about her posts and doesn’t seem to care very much if folks give her attention for it or not. She barely comments in reply to her posts, and most of all she has explicitly said she’ll never share a pic of herself.

        I think someone larping would be way more over the top with what and how they posted, would post and comment more frequently, and would for sure generate some AI thirst trap (or just steal someone else’s picture) and claim it to be her.

        YMMV, and reasonable folks can disagree, but I think violet is exactly what she claims to be.

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    you know what? you’re right, I really shouldn’t be browsing Lemmy at work

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    Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.

    No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?

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    I’m the same way. I buy like 7 or 8 of the 35 packs from Costco. When I get my own place, I plan to buy a coke soda fountain like they have at restaurants and stuff. I figure its cheaper in the long run, and its probably better for the environment.

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      I thought that and looked in to it. It’d take years to pay for itself (even if soda is the only thing you drink), and you also have to get a commercial ice maker and keep the ice bin on the soda fountain full, bcs none of them actually chill the soda, it gets chilled when the water is piped through the bottom of the ice bin. It’s easier and cheaper just to buy the Costco 36 packs and an extra fridge for them.

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      Pretty sure they run on syrups. Just buy a big container of it. If you need it to be carbonized, buy a carbonizor. No need to spend 2k on a dispensor.

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        The dispenser mixes the syrup with the carbonated water to turn the syrup (a sticky goo) into soda.

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          Yes, but you can do that manually instead of spending 2k to automate it

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    Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty

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      I wanted to add more greens to the collection, but it gets expensive. Been eyeing the new Puff the Magic Bad Dragon release and saving my pennies!

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      Chance of explosive diarrhoea notwithstanding.

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    Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don’t want salmonella.

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