ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 14 days agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square98linkfedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1230arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square98linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·14 days agoHere you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up29·14 days agoBut if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 days agoThats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoOr bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-212 days ago bring JD Vance with you every time you poop. JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoHe follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoNo, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoThat’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 days agoI’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-214 days agoIts even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoFewer testicles too. Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoIf done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-214 days agoNaw. You just gotta poop quick. The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.
Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
He follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
That’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭
Its even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
Fewer testicles too.
Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.
If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
Naw. You just gotta poop quick.
The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.
Midgits be pissed