The verification can is something you drink though!
Eat verification Nutriloaf®
For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.
“Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”
Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.
Nice one! Lol
“Drink a verification can.”
Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
That’s ok, they’re working on fixing that
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
User logged in.
Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.
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You are what you eat.
“Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches
Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.
But can you have your meal and eat it too?
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes
Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they’re being implanted in dogs
Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.
Well why not
