• Beetschnapps@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    But I thought the future was going to be a virtual universe full of dead-eyed, legless vr avatars???

    What about that future Mr futurist? Why did you change the company name to “Meta”?

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    4 days ago

    You’ll be able to interact with your agent through any device, including your glasses to keep you present in the moment with the people you care about.

    The guy still thinks his pervert glasses is a product we want. There isn’t a single original thought under that perm of his.

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Yup.

      Also, how can you stay “present in the moment with the people you care about” when you have alerts and other UI overlay elements flashing and moving in your direct or peripheral vision? That would be a massive distraction to me.

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    4 days ago

    The fact that this man even pretends to cosplay as some sort of philanthropist after all of the horrific shit he’s done is just deeply offensive.

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    3 days ago

    "Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more. It will free up time for the things you enjoy, "

    Pretty bold openly admitting it is a 24/7 marketing dossier on your life to be sold to the highest bidder.

    Also, note it will free up time for what you enjoy as long as you don’t enjoy thinking.

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      Why wouldn’t people just run 10000 of these and get 10,000x the benefit? (Because it won’t come with benefit).

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    4 days ago

    Someone needs to take the silver spoon out of his mouth and stab him in the eye with it.