I specify men’s restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don’t involve a toilet seat.
I don’t want to touch it either, but if you’re going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.
And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.
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Its whatever, just wash your hands people.
The one’s on doesn’t are the ones who also doesn’t at home and if they do they don’t put it down afterwards.
Those people need to be forced to lick toilet seats until they learn some basic manners.
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I’m an asshole !
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”
I’m an asshole !Try to find the stand-up show ‘no cure for cancer’ this song is in it and the rest is insanely good,
I want a restaurant only for men, naked men all sitting round a camp fire eating meat, straight off the cow. In fact bring me the whole cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!
Or something like that.
That and therapy,
I’ll give you therapy, therapy is mowing the lawn and crying Edit; Found it No cure for cancer
lol thanks, I have the CD
The video starts with the song, but it’s a 1 hour stand-up show.
My ex used to laugh about how he would purposefully piss on public toilet seats. Absolute sociopath. I guess Dennis was giving us some screening questions.
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
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I’m an asshole !No, you’re a dick. An asshole would shit on the toilet seat…
It’s lyrics to a song called Asshole by Dennis Leary
I shit in the urinal as god intended
They even include a cake as a snack
I’ve seen this man!!!
Oh, de oh de oh!
Ty,asshole ,nice to meet you.
I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:
- penis people who just plain can not be bothered to lift the seat. The types of folks who bumble through life haphazardly, don’t wear seat belts, let dishes pile up, put the sour cream back in the fridge without putting the lid back on, who never bother to wash their feet or legs in the shower because they think the soap that washes down their body will handle it, people who drink the last of the coffee without making another pot. Selfish, but also kinda physically grody.
- vagina people who hover. These people I do not understand.
People who hover hover because of people who hover.
Yo dawg, I heard you like to hover.
For a second I thought you’d come up with a new epithet for people who don’t hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, “that’s a new and fun way to call someone a dick.” 🤔
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Not mildly.
Majorly.
I had part of my digestive tract removed. I can’t afford an accident at the urinal.
It’s fucking gross.
I always wipe down every seat with enough toilet paper I feel like I’m not going to directly touch any pee. It’s just an ingrained habit from decades of living with people who like their toilet seats cold, moist, and yellow.
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My least favourite is when it seems like they didn’t even pull back the foreskin or something, and just completely cover the entire toilet, seat, and floor, with a fine spray of urine. Lovely. I wipe down everything with like 20 squares of tp and then wash my hands before even doing my business.
Those uncut savages!
We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.
A likely story, seat pisser. J’ACCUSE!
There is this thing called lifting up the seat. DO IT!
Just sit down to pee like an adult
But there’s piss everywhere :(
I tend to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting, if the toilet seems filthy :D
That’s a really weird thing to do. My sensory disorder feels violated through the screen.
No it’s not.
Are you telling me how my sensory processing disorder should operate? Do you tell paralyzed people how to walk too?
What’s your problem? :D they said covering toilet seats is not weird, they were not commenting on your sensory issues.
No I’m telling you it’s not weird to not want contact with the thigh schmand of 80 different people that lived through the same hot 36deg day.
Thanks :D
Right. Well, it suits me. Might be weird. :P
I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.
I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.
Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.
thank you!
No choice? Sit, it’s more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.
When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?
How about when there’s that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?
It’s even worse when you know who it is, because now it’s like you have x-ray vision to their ass crack.
People are required to wipe down sweaty gym equipment, they should also be required to wipe down the shitter. IDK why this isn’t a thing.
This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn’t have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don’t even have to worry about washing my hands.
I usually sit to pee; but since there’s piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It’s a vicious cycle of piss.
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.
Wow wonder how I am able to do it without that problem then.
Right? This is absolutely a non issue.
I guess unless you’re incapable of balancing on one foot for 3 seconds.
I actually never understood how some guys have apparently a hard time simply aiming. I never had a problem with that in my life myself.
Dual stream can be an issue. But when it is, I clean up my fucking piss. People are gonna miss or splatter; a decent human being should clean up after themselves. Most people are not decent human beings.
I work at a place with a lot of people from southeast Asia. It is not uncommon to be in a stall and look over to see the feet of someone stepping into the next stall just disappear as they approach the crapper.
I don’t mind them standing on the seat to squat, but for the love of humanity, please clean up the fucken mess afterwards!
Also, our toilets flush pretty assertively and often they will splash up dirty water from the toilet bowl onto the seat and floor as the auto-flush unleashes.
The weird one is the guy who uses it as a fucken bidet… like, Bruh. Nasty.
or shit on the toilet seat, or the walls.
The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The seats, after their breaks, are usually pretty gross. The floors around the toilets get very gross by the end of their shift.
I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.
Dont look up the Yellow Pee Pee Monster.
Sorry in advance. lf I have to be aware he existed, you do too
I avoid public bathrooms for this reason
