Oh, no sir! LOL This is America. That’s not 25 calories, that’s .25 caliber!
Aaaaand gone wild.
“hand breaded”
How can it be both ‘New’ and ‘Classic’?
New to the restaurant. Classic in that it’s the traditional chicken sandwich. Fried chicken cutlet, pickles, bun.
As opposed to like a buffalo chicken sandwich, or a “deluxe” which gets lettuce, tomato, and mayo added.
The sandwich being described is the same one that chic-fil-a, mcchicken, etc. are based on. The “chicken fried chicken sandwich”. Because in the south “chicken fried” is an adjective that can be applied to multiple meats. That sandwich has been made at roadside dinners and food stands for a century.
But it’s also new to whatever menu this is.
They can see the future!
Because it’s just showing up on the menu now? Ha! Classic Chicken Sandwich, always showing up late.
The marketing team got a little carried away with the adjectives
NEW! Classic WILD! Chicken Sandwich Plus+ Prime GO Large E X T R E M E SPICY! MAXX
Just a spoonful of oil.
A tea spoon of protein powder. Know the burger taste like shit
A teaspoon of oil is 100kcal, more like a sniff of oil.
could add more mayo
Would search what the average calorie content of one dose of ejaculate is before ordering that.
Seems to be between 5~7 calories, if we assume 5 cooks do it, you can get between 25 and 35 calories, if you are (un)lucky you can get HIV on your burger too
(Reaches for the calories jar)
I’m guessing it adds a “Wild” sauce or something
Hold on there, are you sure you’re ready for that?
“Very good sir. Will that be Wild Style or Straight-up Buck Wild?”
$8 chicken sandwich
Hey it’s hand-breaded, someone’s gotta pay for that labor.
Fine, I’ll pay the hands that made it, but I ain’t payin anything to the meat popsicle attached to ‘em.
Wild chicken is partridge. Make it a Partridge instead of a chicken? /s
Good proteins from the bug zapper. Yummy.
ADD chickens have extra calories.
