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Date artsy girl

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    I’m not convinced even David himself understands his films. Feels like a 40 year project of trolling cinemagoers and watching them pretend they understand it.

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    Pretend to understand your films? I don’t even know who you are.

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      That’s Dan Povenmire, he created the Minions.

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      It’s director David Lynch.

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        I will research just as soon as I’m done replying…

        But you have no idea how little that narrows it down lol

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          this is such a funny reply

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          If you’re not familiar with this work, I highly recommend Mulholland Drive, whose two lead actresses are pictured with Lynch in the meme. Twin Peaks is a good option but it’s a show and therefore quite long. Then watch Eraserhead if you want to get weird.

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            Thanks for the suggestion, I’ll have to see about checking it out!

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              I have to see a guy about two girls kissing.

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    Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

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      Lost highway is about Trent Reznor producing an amazing soundtrack.

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        Blue Velvet was about not fucking looking at Dennis Hopper.

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          Also, the superiority of Pabst Blue Ribbon when compared to Heineken.

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          Eraserhead is about the challenges of having a child.

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            The Elephant Man is about a man who who was known as the elephant man.

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            and the challenges eating a small bird

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        Lost Highway is about OJ Simpson.

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          Most plausible hypothesis right here

          • daggermoon@piefed.world
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            David Lynch said so himself. That was the inspiration for the film.

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      Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance.

      Damn good coffee.

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      Right, now explain blue velvet.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        Long con setting up the Star Wars sequels.

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      Mulholland Drive had a coherent story. The first half was Naomi Watts’ character’s dream.

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        It was supposed to be a series, they pulled the plug halfway through the pilot so he wrapped it up into a film. First half was setting the groundwork for a much longer story.

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    Jokes on you! I pretend to understand your films to get close enough to artsy girls to borrow their clothes!

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    I absolutely love some of Lynch’s work but will openly confess that I have no idea what he was trying to tell me.

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      I’m also a Lynch fan. The only time I really watch his movies is when I have a bad fever. I was sweating through my couch, dying to sip water and binging Twin Peaks. It’s really the only way to watch, I have to say.

      Maybe psychedelics? That might be good too.

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      You can tell he’s telling you something. That’s enough for me.

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      Surrealist art is intended to speak to the subconscious. I have a feeling this is why Lynch didn’t like to explain the meaning of his films. Emotional understanding emphasised over intellectual understanding.

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      The man himself said it in Twin Peaks: „Fix your hearts or die“

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      Movies by David Lynch show the dreams you have when bad stuff happen to you in real life.

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      That’s kind of the point.

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    Best director who ever lived. Twin peaks was one of my biggest reasons for relocating to the pnw

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    Eraserhead was his most spiritual film.

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      For the longest time I kept getting this confused with the 96 Schwarzenegger flick “Eraser” and kept wondering why people thought that film was so deep.

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      Eraserhead was certainly my most spiritual film – no other movie has ever made me pray for death.

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    I mostly understood at least the basic points of all of his movies… except Inland Empire. That shit was just impossible to decipher even after re-watching it three times, the third one with pen and paper to try and piece the plot together (cause the Wikipedia plot section is useless at capturing the detail). Honestly I feel like he was just throwing shit at the camera and seeing what doesn’t end up on the cutting room floor, and not in a good Linklater-esque way. A shame that’s the one he went out on.

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    I actually avoid his films like the plague!!!

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    I unironically love his films.

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    Sir I think you are mistaken, I enjoy Troma and Cannon

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      A man of taste

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    david lynch make a good movie challenge: 99% fail.

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    This. Is a donut.

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    Lynch is easy. Refn is hard. I’ve seen Her Private Hell four times now cause a cute girl told me to, and I still have no idea what’s going on beyond “approximately every half hour or so, a girl gets bashed into a window head first and/or her chest torn open, and dies.” It’s got cool neon bullshit though.

    The girl is pretty cute too.

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    Just you and I

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      This scene gets my cry-laughing every time. I want to get into a jam session with some people and lure them into doing this without realizing.

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        Omg that would be amazing. No one in my band watches twin peaks so it would fall on deaf ears but one day I will

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          You are in a band with deaf people? Do you play… deaf metal?

          I’ll see myself out.

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            LMFAO that was good.

            You can stay.

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