Many of us are also occasionally full of macroplastics.
Apparently, hospitals are removing many of these from people’s rectums on a regular basis.
What a con! That’s already an out hole. That’s like charging farmers to remove eggs from chickens. It’ll come out eventually!
Big big /S
And all those generations are suffering increased radiation from all the nuclear bomb testing that’s been happening over the last several generations!
Don’t forget pfas
Me, who was playing with lead and asbestos in my teens eating microplastics everyday
Don’t forget tainted food if you are lucky enough to be in the U.S.!
Land of the free
Free from cumbersome food inspections!
Our stools are loose from the chains of tyranny!
Company’s will regulate themselves!!!
I read donating blood helps. Give those microplastics to another sucker.
Bring back leeches!
I think practically your grandfather was full of all three but did only know about asbestos. Who knows what else we are full of;D
Shit!
Round up
That’s diet agent orange, they got the full strength stuff.
At my age, it’s lead and microplastics. It’s a miracle I’m as healthy as I am.
Macroplastics is the way to go - straight from the source, cutting out the middlemen
Im full of microplastic and looking for someone to chat cause Im bored
And your son will be full of GLP-1 when they figure it out it fucks your body up in 10 years.
I think it’s already known to at least cause like intestinal paralysis? I might be fat and all, but I prefer non-paralised bowels…
What are you, a chicken? koo koo kachow, koo koo kachow!
New dating site, microplasticsonly.com
Except unlike the others, last I read microplastics do actually pass out of our body, we just keep ingesting them faster than we pass them.
I’ll take it over Lead and asbestos (though ideally none)
Are you sure. I’ve read they keep collecting in various organs, including our brains
I’m not a scientist, but that’s what I understand to be true, it doesn’t collect and build up so much as is just constantly coming in from our environment
Interesting, and also hopeful if that’s the case. That’s much a much better situation than if we couldn’t get them out of our body at all.
Damn I am 3 in 1. Asbestos roof, lead gasoline and microplastic in my balls.
Not to get too serious for a shitpost sub, but has anyone seen a solid analysis of microplastics anywhere? I’m talking review of recent science, discussion on types of plastics and sources indicated by research?
This article seems good, it cites relevant scientific papers: https://med.stanford.edu/news/insights/2025/01/microplastics-in-body-polluted-tiny-plastic-fragments.html
