But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
OK? So don’t make it so fuckable
This is the green M&M all over again
https://mms.fandom.com/wiki/Ms._Green
In addition to the visual changes, the characters’ personalities were also updated. Ms. Green, known for her self-awareness and outgoing nature, now has a more inclusive and friendly demeanor. The redesign aimed to emphasize her confidence without the previous overt focus on femininity and sexuality, which had been a point of contention among audiences. This change was part of a broader effort to reduce the sexualization of female mascots and promote a more progressive representation.
Huh.
I think they are referring more to the (really fucking stupid) backlash against those changes by the Fox News crowd.
They tried to make it a culture war thing. The alleged “sexiness” of a cartoon M&M being reduced. They flipped their shit.
You can’t tell me it wasn’t intentional
investigates
I dunno if a beauty salon was maybe the best setting to use for your ad, Kiwibank.
Considering I’ve never heard of Kiwibank until now, the advertising is working.
Maybe just not working as they intended…
Is it a sperm bank company?
great pivot! They really should…
deleted by creator
John Oliver is going to run so hard with this.
Baaaaaaddie alert!
Why did they give a sheep eyeliner?
Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There’s a reason you don’t see her anymore…
We’ve seen everything
Wait… I haven’t seen it. Can someone post it. For research purposes.
ddg search for erin esurance rule 34
It’s too late, we’ve already seen everything…
Okay but she’s actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.
*fuckable sheep
The sheep is also, allegedly, drawn attractively and sexy
“It’d take like 3 guys to fuck a
nostritchsheep”
A sheep with freaking eyeliner.
They know what they did.
Kiwi jailbait
Because advertising operates in fads?
Not at all. She became the target of many rule 34 posts. Enough that the company pulled her from advertising.
username checks out
=)
Also that Snoop album Doggystyle.
he has eyes for small canids.
The fallout appears to be spreading. “I want to fuck the National Bank horse,” says one account.
I’m fuckin dead
Something about beating a dead horse
Beating off one at least.
On the fucking nose:
New Zealand never beating the allegations
Kwikbank: where men are men, and sheep are nervous
FBI is looking into it.
…for recruiting.
The CEO presses pause, the mascot sheep looking over the boardroom in coquettish freeze-frame. “Guys, you’ve gotta tell me, nobody thinks this sheep is fuckable, right? We didn’t put a CM out with a sexy sheep on purpose, did we?”
The VP loosens his collar. The marketing team fidget and look around the table, anywhere to avoid the gaze of the CEO.
“Guys? It’s not fuckable, right?”
A junior exec caves. “M-maybe a little bit?”
“God FUCKING damnit!”
The CEO is upset at being the only Scalie in the room
This reads like a Dropout Brennan Lee Mulligan CEO sketch
A different but relevant video 🐑: https://vimeo.com/24550780?fl=pl&fe=sh
Possibly NSFW.
The Young Kash Patel Story.
You guys bring my hope that this will be a place better than reddit one day higher than ever before.
🌏👨🚀🔫👨🚀
he prefers small dogs. he cant handle large powerful ones.
Uhhh, what is the conclusion i should gather from this? Is it like an anti-bestiallity ad?
Lol. No idea, I saw this years ago and it stuck with me. I guess don’t fuck sheep.
I mean thats a message i can stand behind, tho this is a confusing way of communicating that
Idk wtf I just watched, but it was hilarious.
Bluesky’s thriving furry community started posting their own images of her. Though The Spinoff hasn’t viewed them, it understands some were quite pornographic.
Journalism is dead
This isn’t journalism, it’s an ad. I hadn’t heard of Kiwibank until right now.
It’s a bank owned by the New Zealand government, so if you’re not based in New Zealand, that’s not a surprise.
Kiwi should’ve given that away, duhhhh.
I assume that unless someone lives in New Zealand, that they probably aren’t going to be using Kiwibank. They appear to only do business there.
There’s something people here don’t understand
When something happening in New Zealand gets global attention, everyone in the country takes notice
Kiwis wouldn’t pay attention to the ads, but the instant that they get overseas eyes involved, they’ll be all over it
Source: am Kiwi
Also, WOULD
Source: am Kiwi
Also, WOULD
Why are you repeating yourself
😂
True. They’re also owned by the NZ government, actually.
I took the commenter’s implication to be that True Journalists would have looked into the images and been able to confirm if they were, in fact, pornographic.
I didn’t go to school for 4 years for a dying field to stare at degen porn of bank mascots
If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life
It’s advertising. They always do it on purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxBuly8Vblc
That landing full flat when jumping from the swing, oof
Eh, she’s ok but she’s no Judy Hopps.
Judy Hopps
So a bank, like a real bank that people safeguard their savings, has this as its mascot?
At least it’s not a sperm bank.
Yep. backed by the NZ government, no less…
To be fair, our current government is a total clown show.
To be fair to be fair, our clown show of a government want to sell off Kiwibank.
Don’t forget that part of the government also wants to buy back the BNZ too.
They’re really earning that red nose and the giant shoes.
Yes, a real bank.
But not really safeguarded. New Zealand doesn’t do deposit protection like the FDIC.
well, it’s making some people want to make a deposit
Said it in another thread with the same thumbnail:
If they didn’t want people to lust after their mascot, they shouldn’t have given her “fuck me” eyes and a sultry smile. This is the internet, they should have anticipated this.
They knew exactly what they were doing
We’re talking about it, aren’t we?
“oh no, the publicity!”
And the color of that green M&M trollop.
Here’s her SFW intro video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2cQW_MQRtQS
Comments, naturally, are disabled.
People were aroused by this? Even my furry ass was like: “what a basic sheep.” I get that she passes the Harkness test but… Meh?
Meh?
Mmmmehhhh. If you’re gonna bleat, really get into it.
Herw is your updoot sir.
54 entries in about 2 months on the blue site. Yeah, that isn’t a lot.
Re: Harkness, She’s closer to a Born Sexy Yesterday situation.
