
Funny that it knows this, yet chooses to ignore it.

I hope everyone has added this to their file about Jeff Bezos
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos had Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell attend his private, invitation-only, weekend at a resort he rented out. Bezos also has numerous private dinners with Epstein. They were good friends.
The Epstein class is literally the government right now
Ah good. He was in goods with the secret police that’s two thousand or so years old that’s described in the New Testament at an eighth grade reading level, that is a good thing, and I am glad. For additional clarification, I want to make sure that you have understood that I have called out the farce of the police state that is using my still-living and very real bud Jeff’s reputation as a scaffold for thems child hooker things and trafficking and the like, but y’know, we all know how engrossed you are in that nine-figure industry as you are, cardboardboxfort. We see your search history over here in Quantico, or wherever tf you think I am.
This post smells like toast
Do you smell popcorn?
Amazon being ableist, the preferred term is diminished gluteal syndrome.
/s

Assing while white
Why are so many of you still shopping with Amazon? Genuinely I do not understand it.
Because Amazon wiped out what Walmart and other big box stores didn’t kill in the first round. Sometimes there’s literally no place else to get what I need, not even order it in to a local store. On top of that, Google search for products is so wrecked that the choices it returns are amazon links, or links to websites that also provide amazon links to the same products. It’s fucked up.
(FWIW I do buy local or direct from businesses other than Amazon when possible, but it’s simply not possible all the time)
So what you’re saying is, you shop on Amazon because it’s easy… yeahhh that’s not a good enough excuse.
Sure bud. I’m not here to drive 9 hours and two states over to pick up something I need, if that’s even an option, just to satisfy whatever BS arbitrary metric you have in your head.
Or… and here me out here, maybe just do a little more research and purchase online from companies that AREN’T Amazon.
I get we all want shopping to be easier, but that’s no excuse to fund the facist machine that is Amazon.
I’m going to hold your hand when I say this because I know this will be hard to hear, but it’s not just about you and your “convenience” buddy.
I’m disabled and can’t drive anywhere, and I somehow manage to figure it out. Sometimes it takes a while, but I can do it.
What could you possibly be shopping for that’s only on Amazon? And if said company is only on Amazon— why would you want to support them anyway?
All I’m saying is, if an idiot like me can do it, so can you.
maybe just do a little more research and purchase online from companies that AREN’T Amazon.
I have done this, ordered from the company’s website, and still got the stuff shipped from an Amazon warehouse. I think the most recent one was an Otterbox phone case. It’s been a while because I don’t order much stuff shipped to me unless I can’t find what I need locally.
This has also been my experience. If i order something off eBay, there’s a decent chance it’s going to arrive in an Amazon box, delivered by an Amazon driver. I just had this happen the other day, decided to try an eBay seller and avoid Amazon. Sure enough it ended up being a shipment directly from Amazon through the eBay sellers account.
Ugh! So frustrating! Even when we want to enact change, the galactic monster has its tentacles in everything.
I’d rather someone occasionally shop at Amazon than be a self righteous muppet.
Easy to speak from a high horse when you live in a place where there are better alternatives to Amazon. I live in Europe and either I go to the alternative but doesn’t deliver to Ireland, or the site has very limited selection.
So what you’re saying is you never learned how to read.
Why do you think people buy from a monopoly?
I don’t have a book store or appliance repair shop in my town.
I only buy things from Amazon I can’t get anywhere else, like the deodorant I use. Unfortunately they’ve become a monopoly in many respects
I try to avoid as much as possible (I will literally spend hours looking for alternative stores instead of buying with one click on Amazon) but sometimes there’s literally no other place to get something from. I order something once every couple of years.
i notice certain products isnt sold instore, and only on amazon, not even costco has it. like a specific sensitivity toothpaste that isnt harsh on your mouth is sold on amazon.
Because it’s almost always superior, if you need things from more than one “niche”. Specialty shops only make sense if you have a big order in that niche, like building a new PC. If you want a hard drive, some TCG card sleeves, some zero cal food products, and wanna top up on boxer shorts, Amazon is just too far ahead.
I have tried other “everything” retailers in Europe, like Otto, but their selection for everything is tiny. Ironically, it’s not tiny well selected, well known european brands. It’s still filled with Chinese shovel ware.
Superior soap so I buy Auschwitz soaps /s
You are so lost.
we dont have that many instores that offer the same value, plus alot of brands sell on amaozn exclusively. plus the only big box stores arnt charging alot more per item/per count.
Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.
Anybody know what this means?
It means you a certified snack.
It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
It means it’s ready for eatin’.
That you need to wipe more often.
“Systematically building electronics laboratory.”
That’s so much nicer than saying I’m constantly trying and failing at my hobbies as I realize how little I know and how ill prepared I am for my ambitions.
Same here with “likely prefers specialized tools for specific tasks” rather than “hyperfocuses on a new hobby every month and convinces themselves to buy the pro tool 9000 because they will absolutely not leave it collecting dust this time”
That’s me
Yeah I was going to say. My AuDHD has my profile looking like I’m the most interesting person on earth. They don’t know that I’m just always planning to take up hobbies, and not really diving in fully on any of them. Always planning, never doing :(
I have a friend that is always trying to convince me to join the local makerspace, but they don’t understand that means I would then also have to leave my house and look like an idiot in front of strangers.
It would probably save me a lot of money, but… Now I own a desktop CNC. It’s still in the box, but I own one!
Awwws
I hope i have one thats says ‘she called us twats’
mine says ‘is annoying’
What a judgemental slop.

Also holy shit it’s so wrong on rest.
Amabot: “Cheap-ass peasant.” 😆
IEM enthusiast maybe? If so, then I’ve also ordered my fair share of Chi-fi earbuds for myself, friends, and family 😄
It days “repeatedly replaces”, so are you buying poor quality ones?
“Likely lives in City, State”
Birch you ship everything I’ve ever ordered to the same address. Best you can do is “likely”?
Someone in the meeting was like “Okay, but what if the purchaser is a sugar daddy? Or they are buying goods to a blind shipper to evade export bans?”
And that’s likely how “Technically correct, but kind of annoying Terry” got his hyper-specific nickname.“But the billing address of the Amazon credit card matches the shipping address!”
“Well, they could be a sugar daddy to their live-in mistress.”
“Shut up, TCBKoA Terry.”
Everyone getting mad that they made a profile about you, but nobody acknowledging that you can edit the info and make them believe crazy things about you.
Shortly after the Amazon suggestions:

this is the way. there is claude skill designed for that kind of shenanigans.
You could also, like… type.
As a normal person, huh?
dunno
Can I speak to the claude directly?
define “directly”?
Is this “Claude” in the room with us right now?
You know, I’m actually kindof proud that Amazon figured this out about me…

I love how it categorizes my full time professional job, which I did a degree in and everything, as a “hobby.”
Sorta thought this thread would be full of people saying “I dont even have an Amazon account”. Makes me sad.
Honestly I wish I didn’t. I don’t have a google account. Don’t have any Meta accounts. Don’t have accounts for basically anything I’m not functionally REQUIRED to have (banking for example). But Amazon is hard to avoid. I do a lot of buying in person, but in person shopping is just horrible these days. You need to find something specific and you are screwed. I do try to find other places online to get something when I can but a lot of times I just have to fall back to amazon. Maybe part of it is just the area I’m in though. Tons of the more specialty stores here have closed down. We don’t even have an electronics store anymore after Best Buy closed.
I’ve had the privilege to live in economically robust (relatively speaking lol) environments, which has helped a lot in my mission to avoid them. I’ve been able to do it but I’ve also been lucky. Keep the fire alive, keep searching for alternatives. But damn do I feel for your situation, not even having a basic electronics type store is pretty rough.
Well there’s a walmart that has electronics stuff but at that point you may as well just buy from Amazon anyway lmao
There is always Newegg or B&H.
I’ve used Newegg but never heard of B&H what is that? Newegg is good for PC parts but not really for other things. Like RV electronics for example. Altho you can find some of that on other sites too. I do try to diversify when I can and not support the monopoly. One of the main issues I’ve found is just shipping. Even if you can find something somewhere else sometimes it’ll take a month to get there, or it’s out of stock, or something like that. Especially more recently. I even had something happen one time where I tried to buy from LattePanda on their site and my bank BLOCKED the transaction and wouldn’t let me buy from them directly because they were an “untrusted” vendor lol. But I was allowed to buy the exact same thing 2nd hand from Amazon.
Yeahhh they’re nearly on the same level. Treatment of workers is roughly on par, I just haven’t heard of a Walton-Epstein connection (yet). But yeah fuck the Waltons lol
You can order all those things online not from amazon, even if you wanna use amazon to find them you can just go to the merchants website and order from them. I quit amazon prime like five years ago, i get not having local options but just order online from the actual retailer.
I have one collecting dust. I could delete it but it never gets used and they’ll profile me anyway. Last purchase was in February 2020. I’ve always hated amazon because of where I grew up and other reasons, but seeing how warehouse workers were treated during the pandemic was the tipping point for me. Convenience is like a drug, and going cold turkey was pretty fucking hard honestly. But it’s become easier over time. I will never give another red fucking cent to Borzo.
amazon is backbone service of the internet dude.
they let you on AWS servers even if you’re not signed into Prime lmao
Is there a way to see what companies use AWS?
No. Only way to not use AWS is to not use the internet at all.
It’s like saying how to use the internet without Akami or Cloudflare… you aren’t in 2026.
Are we using it right now by communicating on lemmy?
It is not quite that extreme as they only have 30% of the global market. Your sentiment is correct though.
Yeah, so what’s your point dude?
I had it from a few years ago since i quit prime and my about me says they don’t have info on me so that’s good for me
I’ve never felt any need to have an Amazon account, there you go. Never bought anything for them or even found anything that I wanted to buy from them.
It helps that they were so late to market in NZ that they still aren’t really that commonly used here. There’s better local alternatives which cost less
I do use AWS for work though (but we’re gradually shifting off them, there’s way cheaper alternatives these days)
I completely degoogled and the one I had had was tied to that google account. Deamazoned as a consequence.
I just checked mine. It says “probably has a dog”, “probably has workshop”, “probably has outdoor space”, prefers organic, and I have 6 hobbies. Gardening, backpacking, mountaineering, swimming, professional jewelry making and painting lol. I’m adhd. I’m not a mountaineer I just had to buy ice axes and microspikes last minute for a backpacking trip because the snow didn’t melt before our permit date. I mean we did scale mountains in the snow so I guess im a mountaineer now. I try to buy as little as possible from Amazon.

Okay?
Since no one is linking the page and I had to go hunt it down myself: https://www.amazon.com/slc/hub?useAiMode=1
Mine doesn’t have anything interesting, probably because I avoid using Amazon if possible.

“I want your ai to Fuck off and never talk to me, please”
Success:

Considering that I haven’t purchased anything from Amazon in almost a year (and the few things that I do purchase from there are generally game controllers anyway), Amazon barely knows a thing about me, besides of “Gravitates toward compact, low-cost functional components”, “Favors multi-platform and cross-device compatible accessories”, and “Plays fighting games with specialized hardware”.
We use Amazon way too heavily and my page was still super boring.














