Slimey as fuck I hate that guy

I don’t know how much they plan to increase the cost of a condom, but I’d wager that it will be cheaper than 18 years of expenses.

Oh no, they’re trying to change lots of things. Just not in good directions.

The funny thing is, I can’t tell if this is a new article or one from nearly a decade ago by the headline alone.

The left must stop with this wokeness if they ever want to win /s

Monumentally dumb

My Linux ISOs shall endure the march of time until they’re called upon once more to grow in number and please thy ears.

I’m kidding but I’m assuming someone out there is this enthusiastic about this change

WOOOOO

LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOO

The article?

Dummy thicc asscheeks?

The ‘solid snake’ method?

I’m still running a 480 that doubles as a space heater (I’m not even joking; I increase the load based on ambient temps during winter)

Nah my music was better then. Now I listen to whatever slop the algorithm feeds me because I dont have time to build and maintain a curated offline library like I used to.

A king’s victory is won by his soldiers

(/j they’re not monolithic or synonymous)

One does not simply ‘rewrite’ the adobe creative cloud (unfortunately)

Sonic inflation fanfic /s

We’re gonna drive future historians mad

Things are bad enough without such baseless claims.

I’m just waiting for the flood of user-friendly pseudo(/techie)-mainstream I2P/Tor/Katzenpost apps. With how bad censorship and spying is becoming, and the constant enshittification of websites&apps, I feel like it’s only a matter of time before people reboot the internet.