Hacker man strikes again, sitting in his dark room with his hood up just so we know that he is definitely a computer hacker.
I remember back when was just recording movies with his phone.
Man, I remember those really shit recordings from a shaky phone of movies…they really really sucked.
While current cam videos are a lot worse than the clean data ones once it comes out on streaming, they are a lot better than they used to be. Do people set up a tripod or something now? And of course they have to wear a gray hoodie, it’s required.
Obviously the grey hoodie is mandatory. I’ve not really been interested in any new releases for the last decade or so. Or not interested enough to download a theatre recording anyway. 25 years ago, yeah, grabbed them all the time.
mr fancypants has a big enough memory card for that
I will have you know that this is precisely my attire when I am programming computers.
Has anyone done a fanfic of hackerman and hatman falling in love? Like hatman shows up in the dark room and instead of being scared, they kiss.
Be the change you want to see in the world
Only the dim glow of the screen illuminated Hackerman, leaving his face in a shrouded mystery under his hood.
From the corner of Hackerman’s room, a figure crept out of the void. A nightmare silhouette crowned with a trillby hat. Hatman stood behind Hackerman, his cold strong hands squeezed Hackman’s shoulders.
The frenzy of typing ceased. Hackman spun around in his Respawn Pro chair. Their faceless expressions hide their desires.
“Are you not scared stiff?” Hatman whispered.
“Oh I’m stiff but not scared.” Hackman replied.
Hatman’s eyes moved down to Hackerman’s lap to see a tower of lust erected in his honor. He was shocked by the size.
“People only see me from the desk up, I have no need for pants.” Hackman said.
In a moment of passion Hatman spun around and dropped his shadow pants to expose his shadow love hole.
Looking over his shoulder Hatman said “No one can move because of all the benadryl and I just want someone to move me! Take me Hackman!”
Hackman stood and placed his nibble fingers around Hatman’s slender waist. He took one hand and lowered Hatman down with such force, his hat fell off. Than he thrusted deep.
“I’m in!” moaned Hackerman.
You did it you crazy sonovabitch, you did it
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I am always curious how he does not see all those lit up numbers, letters or icons floating around his head.
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Cool. Now target the student loan borrower databases.
That’s how you get doorkickers instead of a lawsuit.
I think it was a joke, but the student loan borrower databases are backed up in salt mines.
It’s always funny to see the priorities. People were asking how the bunker owning billionaires were expected the AI/climate apocalypse to go for them and we had to point out that while your wealth, data, and all might be screwed up and lost, they have records of their ownership and your debt that will survive a nuclear war.
It is, to back your point up. My Jeeps AC broke within a week of getting fixed lol
I think it’s a pipe dream that been passed down by generations. It’s like Muskrat, Daddy’s like here’s a quarter million and now get out of the house so I can make my harem. Oh and do you want to spit roast the maid one more time or are you going to build your own harem like a big boy in the you ass of a?
Time to bring a garden hose
heh these mines are MASSIVE. Someone found the unedited version of Event Horizon in one. Only a little bit of the footage was recoverable, it’s a shame. The movie would have been even better with those scenes; it’s one of my favorite movies.
Why?
The film deteriorated? And well that was 40 minutes of the movie cut so it didn’t get a NC-17 (porn) rating or whatever bs no one pays attention to these days.
No I mean why is that your favorite movie? It sucks balls, lol
I don’t know, I like it. I’m a fan of Laurence Fishburne and I like horror movies and sci-fi stuff and wh40k. Also the scene where he’s like, yeah we’re getting the fuck out of here made it the most realistic horror movie. I mean if you want something intense, watch Baskin; it’s a Turkish horror movie.
“It’s not script kiddie stuff.”
No, it’s slop kiddie stuff.
If it works it works
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I suspect that what was meant was that the attacks themselves were far more sophisticated than what a skiddie could do (after all, if you just run scripts, you probably don’t really learn anything from the information you get back), not so much that the person ordering the attacks was anything more than a script kiddie. Of course, they didn’t really make it clear what exactly they meant by it.
The idealist in me says “fuck yeah”
The pragmatist in me says “fuck, we’re gonna have to do more mandatory cybersecurity training next week”
Where are all the details? Shocking journalism
Looks like this may be the original source. It’s about two articles deep from OP.
You the real MVP
Look, we know they’re a Chinese-speaking hacker, what else do you need to know? /s
China bad.
Hacker bad.
It’s modern journalism, only the headline really matters… only a small percentage of people are going to read the article anyway.
It says AI right in the title, that’s going to bring all the attention and interaction on social media.
The details in the article infer a few weak innefectual attacks. So epic.
LLMs are hacking tools actively used to commit cyber crimes. They should be shut down and deleted now.
Mathematics is a tool used to compute missile trajectories and weapon yields. Math should be shut down and deleted now.
LOL
These companies advertising methods are becoming a bit too much!
This was inevitable
I am conflicted
I said a few weeks back it was just a matter of time before someone did this. I hope they fuck with big companies, the rich, and governments that deserve it.
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Hurray
NO use of AI is good.
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