Wait… it’s all mustard?
Always has been.
How? Like… literally how?
I grow kale and it looks nothing like the plant in the OP. It looks like a regular bunch of kale.
Or is this like “all 6 vegetables come from one main vegetable”, kind of like how all citrus fruits comes from citron.
kind of like how all citrus fruits comes from citron.
This is what happened
No, it’s cooler than that! All these vegetables are cultivars of the same species (Brassica oleracea). Citrus trees are different species with common origins.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brassica_oleracea https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus
Citron broke my brain. If you’re telling me this is mustard and only mustard, my brain might just die in confusion.
Artificial selection!
If you think that’s amazing - look up what bananas looked like before human cultivation. Basically any fruit or vegetable you eat is the product of centuries of humans carefully selecting what seeds to save and plant.
My wife and I had fried plantains at a Venezuelan restaurant a couple weeks ago. That shit was absolutely divine with beans, rice, meat, and a fried egg on top.
Just like dog breeds look very distinct, but cranked up to eleven with horrible deformities. Imagine if we continued to breed chihuahuas to have bigger heads and smaller bodies until they are 90% head. Or breed a breed of hound to be smaller with increasingly bigger ears until it’s 90% ears. They would still be dogs of the same species because they can procreate together.
🔫🌼 Always has been.
Always a relevant xkcd, isn’t there
And every one fucking delicious
Wait, but I put mustard on my broccoli…
Yo dawg, I heard you like mustard…
High key
Mustard the condiments is from the seeds of different species. There are two types, oriental Brassica juncea and white mustard _Sinapsis alba _ that can be used.
Brassica juncea has been cultivated for a long time. With lots of different cultivars.
this meme has some truth in it, in that these six vegetables are all brassica oleracea. but, the factoid in the center of the meme is misleading: brassica oleracea can be many things but (despite brassicaceae being “the mustard and cabbage family”) brassica oleracea is not typically called “wild mustard plant”.
edit: toned down my refutation; i guess maybe it is sometimes 👀 but i think not really
Tagged & linked comment. :)
Except that it’s not the wild mustard plant. It’s the wild cabbage plant. Wild mustard is totally different genusv and species.
Srsly. What is this bullshit.
Does this mean I can put mustard on things instead of eating all these vegetables?
See, I like vegetables!
This is news to me, but I was always kind of onto cauliflower just being albino broccoli, so not too surprised there.
We eat like 2 plants. One is brassica mentioned above.
The other one is nightshade. In the nightshade family we find tomatos, aubergine, tobacco, peppers, physalis, potatoes and of course the extremely toxic bella-donna (deadly nightshade)
Just a small correction: you missed an “a” in bella-donna (bella donna means “beautiful woman” in Italian)
I very much did!
Doesn’t sound like a complete diet
“like” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there
We also eat like two animals, sea insects and variants of dog
Weird how mustard (the condiment) tastes so good yet the cultivars of this particular species all taste horrible to me.
lol and I think they all taste bad.
Y’all are wildin’. These are all my favorite vegetables.
Have fun with your fart vegetables!
/shrug everyone likes different stuff lol.
Made from a completely different species.
Sinapsis alba regular mustard.
Brassica juncea spicy mustard
While they are separate species, they are part of the same family (including Sinapsis alba, despite the name).
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To all the veggie haters:
Broccoli recipe:
- Fry broccoli with paprika and small pieces of meat or tofu in a pan until brown.
- Add water and seasonings.
- Steam to desired hardness.
- Serve with rice or couscous.
Cauliflower recipe:
- Make brown butter by heating up butter and adding breadcrumbs to soak it up.
- Serve it on enough steamed cauliflower to justify the amount of brown butter you are about to eat.
Sprouts do well with Braising, this is roughly how I do them, based on a whim that turned out fantastic.
- Halve and clean your sprouts, salt and pepper them
- Sear cut side down in oil of your choice. Bacon is the classic but absolutely not required if you want to do it vegan, maybe use some smoked paprika to get the smokey flavour, add aromatics like garlic near the end, it burns easy.
- Deglaze with balsamic vinegar, add enough liquid to just barely cover the bottom of the pan, cover and simmer until happy.
I know sprouts are far less bitter than they were when I was a kid, but I legit thought I disliked them. Borrowed a lot from braised cabbage recipes, just with a bit more aggressive browning. The sprouts hold up really well to longer cooking IMO (can’t say the same to leeks, braised leeks are great, but not how I did them, turned into a textural nightmare), they’re amazing hot or cold.
Here is a good one, Mashed cauliflower:
- Boil cauliflower
- submerge mixer with some milk
- enjoy the smoothest mash you have ever tried that comes out to like 40 calories per 100g
Roasted anything (brussel spouts, broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, asparagus)
- Coat in olive oil, salt, garlic powder
- air fry or roast
Enjoy awesome tasting veggies.
Veggie rice(white rice is for sushi goddamnit)
- Satuee some onions, garlic
- add some cut up bell peppers, tomatoes
- cook for a while
- add frozen peas and carrots and a choice of frozen vegetables (broccoli or green beans)
- add water and bring to a boil
- add the rice and simmer it for the prescribed time +1-2 minutes
- let it sit for 10 minutes
Enjoy a rice full of veggies and color ( I also use a “curry” mix that’s turmeric, koriander and a bunch of other stuff that gives it a nice yellow color, and this way you have your rice and veggies in one and they enhance each other’s flavor.
Or, the Italian way: simmer garlic in a pan with olive oil, throw in the vegetables and a bit of water, throw in some salt, cover, cook until soft, check occasionally that it isn’t burning
My recent favourite is broccoli roasted until crispy, so good. Before then it was crispy kale but as we all know it’s basically the same plant
ancient and medieval europeans went through some shit
mustard on the beat, yo
Wow, 7 bad flavors out of one plant. What a record
They’re delicious if cooked properly. I’m a lazy bastard and just microwave steam my cauliflower and broccoli though.
how much bacon fat is required to turn it delicious
Literally none.
scientific name
uppercase species
not even underlined or italicized
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