Honk!Reads like PBF which is high praise from me.
I have this mini. Here’s the adventure that I use it with: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1854583243/night-of-goose-a-dd-5e-one-shot
Is the two-headed creature now a goose or a geese?
Goosen
The hydra’s blood is incredibly poisonous, though. Hope the… goblins? Orcs?.. figured that one out.
So is cayenne, though. For someone with a high enough CON score, poisonous blood might as well be a seasoning.
I mean… a tiny bit killed Hercules…
boiling cures all
*but it didn’t*
Rare oots enjoyer.
Someone call Sir Bravas!
For Kilbington!
But enough about that.
In my name?!
Geese are some hideous demon’s creation. The Canada goose in particular is a creature built to desanctify life itself.
Not sure I’ve ever seen josh brolin smile
This is a unit you can make in the game “The King is Watching”. :D
Hydra Honk.
Honkdra
Drugs policies…
For once this is actually funny.
It’s probably just Zeus trying to get his end away.
Isn’t the beast supposed to die when you cut off all its heads at once?
No, the heads will continue to grow. One needs fire to cauterize the wounds to prevent goose regrowth.
Or acid. Everyone always forgets acid.
(and the rules always forget bases. I assume, not read them in an edition and a half.)
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