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cm0002@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 个月前

When you screw up git

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When you screw up git

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  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Holy fuck, that’s a long phone number

    • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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      It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.

      • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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        Hey! Don’t insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.

        • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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          I don’t know. I was cursing at ducks an hour ago while trying to remember how to spell diatomaceous earth and the ducks were total fuckwits.

      • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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        Why not 1800-SUICIDE?

        • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.world
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          intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against

          • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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            Your call.

            Buh dun tissss

        • locuester@lemmy.zip
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          It’s 1-800-APE-TALK

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            Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?

            • locuester@lemmy.zip
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              Yes.

              • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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                That could be platformed.

                WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?

                Well, I can’t say that I have.

        • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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          It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA

          https://www.crisislines.bc.ca/services

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3.

      • fedditter@feddit.org
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        Did you see that ludicrious display last night??

        • OpenStars@piefed.social
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          Yes I did. Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.

          • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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            Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?

            • fedditter@feddit.org
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              Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?

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                It is not.

      • serpineslair@lemmy.world
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        The irony is, I remember it perfectly.

    • guillem@aussie.zone
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      It’s easier to remember if you sing it.

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        A B C D E F G, I hang a noose on this tree. 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝆕

        But for real: You should reset hard the head of the git branch, not yours.

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    It’s never too late to git merge --abort!

    • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org
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      But abortion is murder?!?!?!?!?

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        🎶 every branch is sacred 🎶

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    “Proper way to commit after merge conflict” sounds like a robot trying to save a relationship after a bad sex experience

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    git reset --hard <commit-hash>  
    git push -f origin main  
    

    i didn’t see anything, officer

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      You should be forcibly kept away from production systems…

      • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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        We had an intern do this once. We changed our server config to make sure it wouldn’t accept such operations.

        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s just a branch guard + properly implementing git user and team permission structures - you’re not “configuring a server”

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            I wonder what you think “configuring” means.

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        Never use --force. Always use --force-with-lease.

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          I’ve mistyped that a couple of times to be --force-with-leash

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            git push origin master --force-with-leash

            Don’t do that to your master.

          • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            only do that in puppygit (with consent)

            • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              TIL thats a real thing https://github.com/catpuppyapp/PuppyGit

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    git out --never-come-back

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      git never --gonna-give-you-up

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        git never --gonna-let-you-down

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    calls suicide hotline to ask for tech support

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      Don’t hold your breath, they’re pretty mid at their actual job.

  • magic_lobster_party@fedia.io
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    Keep your commits small. Merge often. That will reduce the likelihood of terrible merge conflicts.

    If you’re not sharing your work with your team mates for a long time, then you’re setting yourself up for trouble.

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      Also rebase is usually better than merge.

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    Been there too OP. Not a good place.

    It’s usually easier to find another job, it will reset your mind, and fear won’t be driving you.

    Or you could just commit what you have, comment “YOLO” and auto resolve conflicts and push.

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      I prefer to just delete the whole .git and start a new repository with the new version. We are pivoting the project, new name and new repo

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    No merges allowed. Rebase only.

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      And if you can’t figure out how to rebase, I definitely don’t want you solving your own merge commit!

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    Jujutsu (which is compatible with git) has a nice conflict resolution flow that doesn’t break you workflow.

    Conflicts are encoded into the commits, so that there is never a weird in between state that you have to deal with immediately before being able to do anything else.
    Then you can use Jujutsu’s easier history manipulation to resolve the conflict in the conflicted commits.

    https://steveklabnik.github.io/jujutsu-tutorial/branching-merging-and-conflicts/conflicts.html

    And you could always jj undo if you did something you didn’t want to.

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    I remember when similar screenshots circulated for how to tell if i am running jdk or jre, which is even more surprising.

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    in life you commit to many things. you commit to yourself, to your partner, to happiness, to legacy.

    when we die, is that like a push to origin?

    when we die, do our commits all go to the big repo in the sky?

    is god the maintainer? when you pray is that like a bug report?

    so many questions…

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      Little branch, as our master says: We all have our feature to accomplish. Once our feature is complete, our faith will be up to the maintainer. If you were a well behaved branch, you will be allowed to merge with the master. If you weren’t so, you’ll be deleted and burn In the flames of reflog.

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    My best friend when I fuck a commit up: https://ohshitgit.com/

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      I didn’t know about the “revert single file” trick either. The rest is a handy reference too, thanks for sharing!

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    I don’t get why people have such problems with this they even make memes about it.

    Have you people never merged anything by hand or what? It’s really not hard.

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      it’s fine for simple merge conflicts but it quickly gets messy when the two branches are trying to do opposite things to the same code

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        Or 3 branches…

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        Sounds like agreement and resolution are required pre merge conflict resolve.

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      it’s maybe more annoying in gamedev. textures, models are binary files that can’t be changed line-by-line.

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        In game dev, a binary file conflict means someone is going to have to do their work a second time.

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    Google gives you results based on your prior search history.

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