I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production
he’s only 18 what esle would he know them for!
I’d like to seize those means of production.
This guy sees the means of reproduction!
He should say “entrepreneur” in the bio
No it says he’s an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.
A real entrepreneur would say he’s an artisanal artist
Putting the anal in artisanal.
Creamy. God willing.
I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…
With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes
With unfortunate life experiences I can confirm what this man says is true.
PLEASE WARN YOUR COWORKERS BEFORE YOU FEED THEM YOUR TITTY CHEESE.
I love how even he doesn’t know what “ex-father” means.
Ex father? Broke up with his kids?
Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!
I’m thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.
He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.
Dead :)
He’s the father of his ex
One of them couldn’t digest cheese, so they had to go.
and still there’s people that pretend perfection doesn’t exist
It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.
If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.
And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over
I know this is a contentious issue but I think we should eat cats.
And dogs.
I mean, I’m all for eating pussy but not that kind.
Don’t kitt-shame.
Can confirm. There are a lot of strays in my country, my parents always leave food in the garden, so they have quite the colony in the garden now.
This person is not lactose intolerant
You have never met one.
All the ones I know will eat despite knowing the consequences.
I used to work for one that would eat cheese pizza he ordered for the crew and then he would gas up the register line and go hide in his office.
It’s a special treat. You know how some folks get shit faced and call that a good time? Lactose intolerant people face shit and call it a great time.
still debatable.
Just how I like em
They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.
You can fascinate a
woman by offering him a piece of cheese.I see 0 issues here.
In fact, I’m gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.
I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.
I wonder if he has human cheese in his fridge.
Probably in his crevice too lol
6 cats
lives alone
I guess the cats don’t count?
Makes sense, no cat would allow their servant to be so entitled as to claim to live with them. No no no!
They are allowed to exist near them. Under them.
It explains why this guy is searching for a dommy mommy. He knows his place! Insert horrible sex puns here
Nothing wrong with that.
Ex-father (?)
Weird way to say widower or were the kids taken away and he’s lost all custody?
Everything except the ex father thing is legit
they’re perfect
I bet he makes the same Christmas in Hollis joke every year.
