I can’t.
Stop fantasizing about falling in love with literally any person who is nice to you and breaking your own heart.
What about someone who spent 6 hours forming a strong connection with you then you literally never hear from them again?
Fuck my feelings. They got me into this mess in the first place.
I needed to read this exactly right now.
Was gonna comment the same thing…
When my SO does this I always reference this scene in Duck Soup as a way to gently point out what they’re doing.
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mom!!
But what will I think about under the shower?
Boobs. Butts. That sort of thing.
Damn, your life sounds awesome.
I just think about my inevitable demise and the one of my loved ones.
Slowly introduce boobies into those.
Bro, I’m trying…
But what’s left of the internet. You’re saying somebody should make like some content that not shit?
Install this sign into your home to automate gaslighting your partner
Whenever an argument starts, just silently point at the sign.
Tell that to my malfunctioning neocortex.
Just stop, eh?
