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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

Medicinal Big Mac

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Medicinal Big Mac

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yeah, the boner does it. Made me snort in the office

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      For someone in this state, that’s usually a sign of spinal cord injury.

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        deleted by creator

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    Using AI to generate shitposts like this is perfectly acceptable as far as I’m concerned.

    • TALL421@lemmy.world
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      Nah earth is gonna kill us for this shit

    • krisevol@lemmy.zipBanned
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      Removed by mod

      • mika_mika@lemmy.world
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        OP & the couple hundred who voted up this garbage.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      No. Go back to FB boomer.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Randomly calling people boomer is the young person equivalent of doing something they think an old person would do. It’s becoming cringe and it’s so 2021.

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          Ok Boomer

        • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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          who cares

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      You get one. The second you post a second one I block you and and your momma.

  • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this Perry is the back?

    • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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      Of course! She’s not just an astronaut.

      • Ixoid@aussie.zone
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        Apparently she’s a doctor too!

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          I thought she was busy dating Canada.

    • cobysev@lemmy.world
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      My first thought was, “Perry the Platypus? Where?!”

  • Apthianos@lemmy.world
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    Is that Katy Perry?

    • massacre@lemmy.world
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      Yes, and she seems pretty happy about the situation! She knows the healing powers of the McDoland’s Hamburder!

    • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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      Trump must have her so he can dominate Governor Trudeau.

  • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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    Me: Urgh, AI-Slop.

    Also me: what hell of a promt would generate this?

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      take this stupid image that people won’t stop sharing on the internet (which is EXACTLY what the prick wants) and make him look like a doctor, change iv to coke, shove a burger in his face

      they just used the already made image which everyone should be IGNORING, and modified it to suit their crappy tastes.

      fuck it pisses me off that people are so simple mixed and continue to share his crap when they actively hate everything he does… people are literally turning up his megaphone volume and they don’t even recognize it

      • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
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        No, this is a new image - you’d notice if you compared them. Also, do you actually believe the slop Trump posted is effective propaganda to anyone but his cult following?

        I can see being against this post because AI. Your point, not so much.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    No wonder they’re losing him, the Diet Coke isn’t even hooked up.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s also not Diet Coke, since it’s clear.

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Someone sabotaged it with Crystal Pepsi!!!

  • trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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    Go away with this disgusting slop.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Yes. Thank you. Why isn’t every comment this?

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        Because it’s a direct parody of a culturally relevant AI image. Are you expecting someone to break out the oil paints in order to make a legible slop reference?

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        Because it doesn’t get much shittier than AI slop, and this is the shitpost community.

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    is this a Jesus pic?

  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip
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    lmao Katty Perry catching strays.

  • monketman82@lemmy.world
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    DIET coke? That won’t fix anything 😔

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      That’s crystal diet coke.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    Coming this fall to CBS & Paramount+, “Death By McDonalds”. A psychopath pretending to be a doctor becomes a serial killer in a local hospital. Lots of death, lies, and hamberders. Rated NC-17 for teens [wink wink] A Jeffrey Epstein Production

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      “Wurst Medicine”

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That stonner though

  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    Honestly a Big Mac would help me in the in short term today.

    • halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works
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      preach

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    deleted by creator

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water

      And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated

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    Not that great. Trump‘s face is recognizable, and I get that it’s supposed to be Jeffrey Epstein, but his face is not all that clear. And who the hell is that in the background? Whoever it is, their faces should be much more recognizable.

    Bad AI slop

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      It’s clearly Swalwell… but alright bro. Slop is slop is slop.

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      Looks like Eric Swalwell to me. Also that’s the name on the heart rate monitor.
      Katy Perry in the background. Not sure about the woman on the right.
      But yeah, bad AI slop I agree.

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        ugh, you’re right. I see it now. it’s even more ridiculous nonsense than I first recognized… oy…

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          Ridiculous nonsense? In a shitposting community?

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            enjoy your privilege, for I am not lucky enough to share it with you

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              What do you mean?

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      That is our lady of holy grace, Katy Perry.

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