RIP Andre
I’ve just started rewatching Brooklyn 99 and this is how I find out he died :(
Dude, yeah, he was so good in that role!! Loved that whole show
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I beat you with until you follow my ruttin’ commands!
Okay Jayne…
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything
This was my first thought and I knew if I scrolled I’d find it.
In his memo, Zuckerberg predicted that even more difficult days could be ahead for the company, despite vowing to hold off on any future layoffs for the rest of the year.
“Given the complexity of these changes, we’ve made mistakes and will almost certainly make more,” he admitted.
“I will certainly make more mistakes that you will have to pay for, but I can promise you you will probably not be laid off for at least six months.”
He’s just announcing the next wave of layoffs for the Christmas holidays.
Do you honestly believe he is going to stick to the moratorium?
Id sooner believe he tasks AI-zuckerberg to lay them off.
technically I didn’t lay anyone off.
„Many of you will be laid off but that’s a sacrifice I‘m willing to make“
I knew that someone will comment that 😂😂😂
Zuck Brannigan
“I’m going to make a bunch of mistakes that will cost the company a lot of money and will cost many of you your jobs. But fret not, because I will experience zero consequences for this and will continue to deserve millions for being so smart and taking on all the risk.”
even more difficult days could be ahead
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
he means he will likely force layoffs on the already “skeleton crewed” staff in the future anyways.
vowing to hold off on any future layoffs
He didn’t say anything about holding off past layoffs. Get ready for some retroactive shitcanning.
Fuck 'em. This far into Meta’s descent into a capitalist surveillance platform, they should know what kind of company they work for. They only find it to be a problem if they aren’t “finding meaning” in the “interesting technical challenges” of turning people into data points.
“Descent into” the main thing it’s been for 20 years.
Meta employee here. People here are so entitled. I knew what I signed up for, but it seems many of my colleagues were/are oblivious
You knew what you signed up for, but still signed up for it?
“Hmmmmm, this Adolph Hitler guy seems antisementic, and wants me to help him build an army. Welp. A job is a job…guess I’m a nazi soldier now…”
Same energy.
Maybe he just didn’t want to work till death. The big tech companies used to pay enough that you could retire early fairly easily. Few other opportunities for that unless you’re born into wealth and connections.
Idk if they still pay the same after all the layoffs, I haven’t kept up because under Trump, the US is no longer an attractive place to work.
ICE is also offering a $50k sign-on bonus, fyi.
$50k, and be the inside snitch. Too bad my knees are shit
That’s peanuts though?
I mean I think comparing Zuck to Hitler is a stretch, but also consider that Hitler would be a lot more limited if his soldiers knew what was going on and were morally concious
But yea I do it for the money. I make over 5x the salary compared to my previous job
I knew what I signed up for
Rare nazi self snitch?
Yea you all don’t really hate on these people enough. Il never understand that
Desperate to recreate that startup atmosphere and stop everyone thinking about how they work for an evil data collection machine.
It’s almost like the place is run by psychopaths and narcissists.
…almost?
THE FUN MAY NOW RESUME
Totally thought this was an Onion headline
Yes. It (reality) just isn’t playing fair anymore.
“The beatings will continue until morale improves”
If all the employees got together and picked a special day, perhaps something symbolic like the the 4th of july, and picked their favorite command to run perhaps
rm -rf /. That sort of team building is great for moral and it also benefits society.Not the onion? Huh…
Oh hey, it’s my cake day? I had no idea.
Careful with that candle, willya?!? Don’t wanna burn the place down now, eh?
Well actually…
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
There’s a big difference between moral and morale.
Oh my call the grammar nazis I mispselled a word.
From what I’ve seen on Blind (yeah yeah I know…) it’s an absolute shitshow over there now.
Couldn’t happen to a better company.
What did you see on blind?
(Blind is an anonymous shitposting board where people can only see the company you work for, not your name)
